uh-oh... you think duct tape would be too noticible? that's m.f.i :D hugz

eyes revolving...Yep, Cynlee....I am Your f.i...every Villiage should have one. Hugz :]

Staple it. (",)

Thanx for You input Jordy...I have a Mate that is a Builder's Labourer, and I shall borrow His Nail Gun. Auffweidessen....Pet :]

If it's got a glossy coat (like a doggy) you might wanna borrow some nail varnish too, just to patch up the dull bits. Maybe you can get that from the same friend?!? lol (",)

Nah! His bloody Nails are a Mess...He/She uses a Real File on His/Her Finger Nails....and, there is always bit's of putty under the Nails....but, I have My Own Nail Polish....which is just a sheen, a clear Liquid....it would be great Jordy...I use it when I get Ladders in My Stockings...(when I am doing Armed Holdups)...I ain't Kinky Jordy...I don't wear Nail Polish, only Stockings (not Xmas Stockings)...Me and a Mate held up a Bank once , wearing the Pantyhose....1 Pair between us...it worked a treat, until we ran in opposite Directions. Thanks for the Tips Jordy...Your a real Sweetie! Mwwwwwwwah!

YOu could say that the artist was trying for the unfinished look or they wanted it to look like an arse. It does look like an arse to me. I tried the bank thing once, I put the stockings over my head but wondered how every one still knew it was me. It wasn't until I got home and looked in the mirror that I noticed they were crotchless.

Oooh! Don't be so rude...but, since You are a Fellow Bank Robber...I will Mail You a Mask :] Crime Pays!!!

Oh, cripes, don't go on about crotchless stockings. Still brings on flashbacks..... shivers Anyways, how was I to know it was the girl who wore them? (",)

Sorry Jordy...I have been out on a blag....what's wif da shivers...You Stripping in a Night Club? Now...go put somrthing Sexy on ....furuz! Have a wee Broon :]

snicker ;] just cuz i can't understand half of what you say, not giggling at the stocking issue, not at all, ROFLMAO! you two sure go on so

I hear the Aussie rugby team have all officially changed their occupation titles to Male strippers/rent boys coz it's less embarrasing than 'Australian Rugby Player' casts big nasty evil grin in Punksters direction (",)

evil grin from Moi also....and Congratulations, for the Brits are World Champs...I used too be a Hooker....did ya know that Jordy Boy? ....but, I wuz banned from the Game....I Played the Ball....and the Maan...they said I brought the Game into "Disrepute"....bugger :[

Hey, not that I care much for thugby anyway, but it was a close match Jordy me boy...so close that it could very well have been the English Team that had to adopt that particular occupational title...oh, btw Tedz use some "chewy" mate...I think stimorol works best, it's stronger you see...take care my Kiwi buddy. P.S. Tedz, did you have a part in any of T.L.O.T.R. films? ...I thought I saw you in one of the Helms Deep scenes.
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Yo! PunkClown. Thanks for the tip of using the Chuddy Gum! I am stoked up like a Bathurst Holden V8 at Your advice. Strewth Mate...the bleedin' Poms...sure let everyone know when they are a Winner....they are STILL Parading the Cup through London.....but, the didna get the Melbourne Cup. LOTR....yep....they wanted Me to Play a Leading Role....but, a Floral Frock Scene was difficult to merge in with all the Battles....so...I just did bit parts. Yep...PC....when You see the Orc's Feet....they are actually mine.....I was asked to do some more "bit" parts.....but in the End, My "bits" were too big :[ Mwwwwwwwwwwwwah! A wee Kiss for Nursie...sigh...Bonza!

I can't rell if you are joking or serious? If serious use thick super glue then apply chalk dust over the seam then use acetone to dissolve the extra super glue then very lightly sand the seam out. If it has a gloss coat you may beable to hide the glue seam under the varnish. It is it a joke.....well never mind. Bsteph

Dear Brian, I like Your suggestion, You may have broken a thing or two in Your time wink wink the Chalk is an excelent cover up.....and, I take My Joking Serious, never to offend, and Your "Tip" will be stored away, the next time I have a breakage, another thing Brian ....You have a Beaut Name....thanks for the Tip, Cobber! Best Regards, ... Brian :]

Phooking heck, I knew there had to be a reason for Tedz abzolute loonazy. Never known a sane Brian in my life. "He's not coming out, he's been a very naughty boy......... oh, alright then. But just for a minute!" (",)

Brian. The babe they called 'Brian', He grew,... grew, grew, and grew-- Grew up to be-- grew up to be A boy called 'Brian'-- A boy called 'Brian'. He had arms... and legs... and hands... and feet, This boy... whose name was 'Brian', And he grew,... grew, grew, and grew-- Grew up to be-- Yes, he grew up to be A teenager called 'Brian'-- A teenager called 'Brian', And his face became spotty. Yes, his face became spotty, And his voice dropped down low And things started to grow On young Brian and show He was certainly no-- No girl named 'Brian', Not a girl named 'Brian'. And he started to shave And have one off the wrist And want to see girls And go out and get pissed, A man called 'Brian'-- This man called 'Brian'-- The man they called 'Brian'-- This man called 'Brian'! Aye! wee Jordy! Broonsalroond! Pet!

Aye, he's finally flipped. Someone call the men in white coats....... (",)

...and some Nursies too Jordy....I am Multi Gendered! flip....muuuuuuuah!

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