Dead or Alive ?

Poser Humor posted on Jul 06, 2016

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Hi there, all my friends and guests, Well, I had that b...abe knocking in my door last week, asking for an organ donation. As I invited her to get in, arguing I could have a deal with her about my sex - even though I'm still alive -, she seems very surprised. So, talking about business and as I'm conscientious, I asked her if she was ready to give her butt - even to lend it for some time - in the same way I was ready to offer her, my sex: just so that she will be able to check that the equipment was in good operating condition. Why should we wait for being dead? (Furthermore, the organ in question has two "positions". And died, it doesn't be really useful , any more.) A small music tune was coming to my mind and went something like this "I said check, rattle and roll ♫" when she suddenly slammed the door in my face! I was in a minute to grumble that people are really used to not knowing what they want, when I suddenly woke up, hearing a new door slamming: what had just made me jump. Yes, I was dreaming... Nevertheless, despite it's difficult to imagine what people need, to have understood orgasm donation instead of organ donation, it's that I may have an ear problem. It would be time to change them: if somebody - except Our Funny Rabbit - can make an offer? But, as regards a dream and of another beautiful pair (breasts or buttocks), is the confusion really due to ears? That is the question. Anyway, if a gal has a pair of boobs or cheeks to give or lend, I'm your guy. Errata: well please, just focus on "to lend" that "to give" means, subsequently, doing the dishes, household, and wearing mop slippers on schedule. So, let us opt for the ephemeral. I didn't say scheduled obsolescence, huh? Here we are my friends! This story went in my mind around a conversation with my Mum as she was giving me some news about "Organ Donation" as I was involved with that cause, years ago and that a likeable, but busty-not-too-saggy-as-I-like, neighbor was knocking in my door, asking for something. Just to let you know that from my place, it's summer and the weather is hot, very hot and the swimming pool is ten meters from my keyboard: it's to say the number of curvaceous pareos that are used to bouncing before my eyes. The Shy Girl who's sliding the banister, in the background, is a dedication to another one who seems to live on love alone and who would, thus, be making warm the meal. Anyway, this story is a pure perv_fiction. Any resemblance with a name of a gal, a product, any organization or person ... or existing events or having existed would not be a pure coincidence... :-D I hope you're used to enjoying coincidences my friends. Thanks so much for being here, for your comments, faves and rates and see you soon. Take care. Cheers. Nonsolum P.S. Each of us will have noticed that she tied a ribbon on her balcony... I'm knockin' home, asking organ Now I've got to know which is and isn't mine... ♫ - Mario's Shy Guys basic concept belongs to Nintendo ®. Lisa Hamilton (リサ・ハミルトン Risa Hamiruton), also known by her wrestling persona La Mariposa (ラ・マリポーサ Ra Maripōsa), is a luchadora who made her first official appearance in Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball and made her fighter debut in Dead or Alive 4. As a former scientist for DOATEC, Lisa has a mysterious, shadowed past that has not fully come to light yet, and has links with many others despite being relatively new to the series. (As she's a Scuba diving hobbyist, I maybe would have had to suggest her a deal something different...) - Dead or Alive belongs to Tecmo ® - Team Ninja - To have no copyright infringement, this Fan Art is made purely for fun, then for non profit, except some smiles. - All this done using XPS 11.7 http://www.core-design.com/community_xps.html, Blender 2.76 https://www.blender.org/, Poser Pro 10, & Photshop White Rabbit.

Comments (17)


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DukeNukem2005 3:39PM | Wed, 06 July 2016

This is a very beautiful and very nice!

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Cyve 4:30PM | Wed, 06 July 2016

Superbe scene et la composition est fantastique... hum hum dommage que mon anglais soit resté au niveau "maternelle" !!!

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GrandmaT 7:40PM | Wed, 06 July 2016

Now that is a cause I could really get behind. Outstanding work!!

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Faemike55 8:00PM | Wed, 06 July 2016

the organ donation remind me of the scene of Monty Python's Meaning of Life movie

though this scene is much cuter

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Windigo 8:56PM | Wed, 06 July 2016

Lol ! I will be happy to participate in both the live version (much preferred) and the dead version (which at that point it will make no difference to me, as you say) either way everything will be up for grabs :) Absolutely wonderful idea and render! Hope you are having a nice summer!

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Richardphotos 9:36PM | Wed, 06 July 2016

you have a real sense of humor and an uncanny ability for quality art

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giulband 10:00PM | Wed, 06 July 2016

Beautiful image with a touch of surreal and irony like as usual in your wonderful creations !!

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HADCANCER 10:43PM | Wed, 06 July 2016

Wow Dead or Alive a game I actually own on my PS4...LOL. Your render made me smile. You interrupted my depression.

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Arrogathor 12:20AM | Thu, 07 July 2016

Nicely done humor piece.

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longprong 1:47AM | Thu, 07 July 2016

LOL........what a bizarre image....and imagination..........love it, well done :)

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jmb007 4:41AM | Thu, 07 July 2016

elle a de tres beaux organes !!

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romangirl 9:02AM | Thu, 07 July 2016

Funny and well done!

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gaius 9:39AM | Fri, 08 July 2016

Mort ou vif ? c'est la question que je me posais te concernant...mais je vois avec soulagement que tu es toujours de ce monde et que ton esprit est toujours aussi affuté ! Mais une question me turlupine (de...rien !) : eu égard à la rapidité prétendue ou avérée du lapin, est-il le meilleur donneur d'orgasme possible ? Beau sujet de réflexion sur une fort sympathique image !

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RodS 9:12PM | Fri, 08 July 2016

Oh, if she came knocking on my door asking for an organ donation...........Ummmm...........OK - not going any further with this line of thought! :-D Whew...

As always a most delightful and superbly done treat for the eyes, my friend! Your humor and skill are top-notch all the way! Good to see a post from you! :-D

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g1tip 9:41AM | Mon, 11 July 2016

Very clever and very well done ! ! !

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flavia49 6:53PM | Mon, 11 July 2016

LOL!! Wonderful

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Shozai 3:42AM | Tue, 12 July 2016

great :D

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