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Subject: News of Dandi's Arrival in New Zealand


Tedz ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 4:31 PM · edited Fri, 05 June 2026 at 2:49 AM

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Dandi has arrived safe & well Downunder, after disembarking from a Ship, having traveled to New Zealand, all the way from Germany. She reeked of Duty Free "Romance" Perfume and Margaritas...and a Blonde too... all that wee Super Teddy could desire. Dandi was exhausted from the Journey...having been entertained by the Crew and Officers of the Ship, who had Fancy Dress every Night at Sea. Already Super Teddy is besotted with Her....and I see much hanky panky in the making. Dandi wishes You all well....and wishes You were here on this Holiday with Her. Now Her and Super Teddy are going to have a wee bit of slap & tickle in the Grass... *wink* *wink*... and return after the Fiery Passions have been quelled. Firestorm Dispatched the Parcel perfectly...the Customs even said it was just too difficult for them to open. And Dandi sends special thanks to You Ronesh...."Auf Weidersen Pet....mwaaaaaaaah!" XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXX


Tedz ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 4:33 PM

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Da Daaa! Da Dandi!!!!!


Margana ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 5:05 PM

LMAO!I am totally clueless about all this Brian but you seem overjoyed for Teddy so I'll send my congrats anyway...Ummm... I hope Teddy's gentle.Dandi is a bit on the (ahem) petite side...lol.

Marlene <")

Marlene S. Piskin Photography
My Blog


"A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again." - Jay Leno


Tedz ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 5:12 PM

Of course He is Gentle...He is a Care Bear. During their first Embrace, Dandi said : "Oooh! I hope I don't get a wee Prick!"....Super Teddy offered to take off His Badge and Cape, to alleviate that danger.


tibet2004uk ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 5:21 PM

Woohooo!!!! here's Dandi!!!! Man, nice to see that pic and that she(?) is still alive!! Yes, why she??? To me, Dandi has always been a "HE"! Can't see it as a "SHE", no matter how hard I try!!! O_o More pics plz Teddy!!!


kimariehere ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 5:22 PM

he'aaaayyy!!!!!!!!!! yeaAAA Brian has Dandi in new zealand!! welcomes dandi to NEW ZEI" LUND mate!! i love it like the newcaster idea LOL!!! TOO CUTE .. i love this whole idea and hope i can show him the hollywood stars and santas monica pier someday ... !! hehe have fun with him !!! be good to him now how is his foot doing?? godspeed to him maybey you can make him smile! :O)

kimmers ♥ :O)


tibet2004uk ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 5:25 PM · edited Wed, 21 September 2005 at 5:25 PM

Ah good!! I see that Kim also think of Dandi as a "HE"! :D

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Tedz ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 5:52 PM

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Well...I would say that Dandi does have a "She" Face...as do I...but, that is another Story...When You Gurls get Your turn with Dandi, You can make Him/Her a "He"....but, in the meantime....the more I look at "HER" Clown like Face and big Red Nose and the Platinum Blonde Hair....I can't help but think of My Snoogums...so I guess Dandi will be My Fantasy....can't wait to Dress Her up....*sigh* ....*evil grin*


Margana ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 5:57 PM

OMG Brian you are too much!!!!So glad SuperTeddy removed his cape.NO ONE wants a wee,um cough,choke,... ;D

Marlene <")

Marlene S. Piskin Photography
My Blog


"A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again." - Jay Leno


DJB ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 5:59 PM

Please please do not let Dandi out of your sights.I heard she can get tipsy and fall thus breaking bones. We must get her to North America in one piece. About the time I get Dandi...sure hope there is no little super teddy's popping out of her.

"The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions."



kimariehere ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 5:59 PM

LOL GREAT SHOT BRIAN!! HAHA ITS THE AMBIGUOUSLY SEXED CLOWN !! I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE WHAT THE HECK TEDZ DOES WITH HIM or uhm cough cough HERRRRRRRRRRRRR !!!! i know it will be good!!!..

kimmers ♥ :O)


Tedz ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 6:18 PM

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Just look at those Peepers...*sigh*...already I have dropped the Dandi Title...and am calling Her Snoogums. Woooo! Wooooo! I will toss Super Teddy and the Mannequin out of the Bunk Tonight. Yep....Chipped Bones...She seems to have a bit of a Club Foot, but I know of a good Vet that will Graft on a bit of Cow Bone....easy peasy...Japaneasy.


tibet2004uk ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 6:26 PM

Oh I love the close ups Teddy!!! First time I see him/her so up close!!! :D


kimariehere ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 6:38 PM

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hmm i can imagine this clown as a girl yes see she put on some makeup... your turned her black eyes blue...( psst now she has a crush on you Brain!!) :O)_;o)nudge nudge ( had to redo her eyes and make up bluer.. lol)

kimmers ♥ :O)


Tedz ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 6:40 PM

sigh swoon......"oooooh! Snoogum Dollie...hold Your cold Porcelain Lips against Mine....I may put You in the Microwave for a bit...as You are Frigid to the touch."


TwoPynts ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 6:50 PM

Oh, to be a fly on the wall at Brians.... I am so glad Dandi has made it safe. Have some swell adventures. :) SALUTE!

Kort Kramer - Kramer Kreations


L8RDAZE ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 6:53 PM

SHES BAAAACCCCCK!! I've been wonderin' where that hell that white haired, one in a half shoed, clown had gone off too! This IS a SPECIAL OCCASSION...and to CELEBRATE her RETURN... a li'l musical inspiration! (DANDI) - Sung to the tune, "WINDY" by the ASSOCIATION)) Who's limpin' down the streets of the city Flippin the bird at everybody she sees Who partied hard, on a ship full of sailors Everyone knows it's DANDI Who's "gettin busy" over in New Zealand With a super bear, who can fly through the air Who's clownin' round, wants to give him some booty Everyone knows it's Dandi And Dandi has... funky eyes That makes her look, really HIGH Doin' that bear, made her want to fly Above the clouds (above the clouds) There's no more frowns!!!! BAH BABA BAH Bah Bah BAH BAH.....






kimariehere ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 7:06 PM

LOL!! LOVE THE SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kimmers ♥ :O)


tvernuccio ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 7:11 PM

clapping YAY!!!!!!!!! Dandi has arrived!!!!! Ooooooooh, and look how BEAUTIFUL she is!!!! Brian i can't WAIT to see how you dress her up!!!!!!!! Love your glamour shots of her!!!!!!! Now let me kiss her big red nose!!! smoochies :)


cynlee ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 8:13 PM · edited Wed, 21 September 2005 at 8:16 PM

knew she'd make it there one of these days! :D hurraaaaaaaaaaay!

indeed such lovely peepers she has... Message2335793.jpg

& sweet Super Teddy snuggles ;-*xo
can't wait to see the sights & fun!!

me next!! :o))))

PS.. if you haven't a clue...

Dandi Lyon

If you want to be part of the DANDI FUN

3DGuy's photo album of all her visits thus far

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DJB ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 8:24 PM

Dandi is female and named for her hair.

"The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions."



coolj001 ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 8:59 PM

I was starting to wonder about Dandi. Good news to hear she/he? has arrived safely in NZ. If I am correct Dandi is coming to visit me next. I'd better start cleaning up around here. Have fun..cool pics. :-)


Tedz ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 9:12 PM

That is a wonderful rendition of "WINDY" Mister Joe. Kort wants to be a Fly on My Wall...sorry Matey...that is just too kinky for Me...anything that involves a harness...I avoid... Yep...looks just like You Cynlee..sigh..squeeze..if Pascale and Smudgie still want Dandi to be a "He"...no worries.....when it is Your turn...remember I have that Vet Friend that does Cow Bone Grafts....makes Me wonder...do You two get Your Boyz to Dress like this?


Nilla ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 9:41 PM

Very cool! Tez has a visitor! Can't wait to see what you do and where you go! I see she has already been to the giggle weeds! Oh my! :)


kimariehere ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 9:45 PM · edited Wed, 21 September 2005 at 9:59 PM

i don't have any boyz... if i did it would only be on holloween~~ but have 3 gurlz... hehe ... request to see you doll her up all Brian..!! show us what you can do!!...hope HER little red foot gets fixed by the cow bone man!

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kimmers ♥ :O)


Tedz ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 10:04 PM

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Well...We are now out on the Town. Dandi is impressed that I know Peter Jackson, and I can get Her on Stage....here She goes for Her first Audition....have no fear Patmarji....no way would I dream of corrupting Your wee Dandi.... but, while here...She is My Snoogums...and will Dance for Me.


Margana ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 10:12 PM

OH! Thank you Cindy!I had no idea what a worldly traveler s/he was!Now I get it.Where do I sign up?LOL! Funny.I hate clowns but s/he's kinda cute.Maybe it's that knowing look in her/his eye!

Marlene <")

Marlene S. Piskin Photography
My Blog


"A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again." - Jay Leno


Nilla ( ) posted Wed, 21 September 2005 at 10:54 PM · edited Wed, 21 September 2005 at 11:01 PM

First the giggle weeds and now an audition? Wow this gal sure is getting around the town eh? ;)


firestorm ( ) posted Thu, 22 September 2005 at 12:45 AM

LOL, i can't wait to see what she's going to get up to next :))

Pictures appear to me, I shoot them.   Elliot Erwitt


DJB ( ) posted Thu, 22 September 2005 at 1:51 AM

If you want to add your name on the list contact Joe.

"The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions."



cynlee ( ) posted Thu, 22 September 2005 at 3:03 AM

then you might like this site marleen.. lol! but don't let Dandi see you wearing one when she comes to visit :o))))


L8RDAZE ( ) posted Thu, 22 September 2005 at 5:49 AM

I herd DANDI puts on quite a performance! Supposedly shes does wicked things....with BALLOON Animals! DOH!






patmartj ( ) posted Thu, 22 September 2005 at 5:54 AM

Hooray!! so glad she made it safely. Delighted to see more of her downunder. Have fun guys I know Brian will!


3DGuy ( ) posted Thu, 22 September 2005 at 11:23 AM

Attached Link: http://picard.sytes.net/dandi

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