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Subject: A new Limerick for Groingrinder :^)

tjohn opened this issue on Aug 13, 2004 · 18 posts
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tjohn ( ) posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 12:41 PM · edited Mon, 16 February 2026 at 6:22 AM

There once was a guy in the Forum, Who, filled with a sudden decorum, Deleted a post, Unview-ed by most, And now I'll forever abhor him. Sorry, couldn't resist. :^) BTW, I don't REALLY abhor ya, GG! John

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

GROINGRINDER ( ) posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 1:58 PM

Ya know I started to write the first two lines of a limerick, but all of a sudden the post posted itself. So here are the two lines I had going. I thought folks here could finish it for me. The once was a young lad from Kent. Who passed gas wherever he went.

danamo ( ) posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 2:33 PM

...but his eyes had a sparkle

he had longjohns of charcoal

with the trap-door he can safely vent.

Sorry, that's the best I can do right now and still be politically correct,lol.

AgentSmith ( ) posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 2:38 PM

Man, you sure know how to jump start a Mods heart... AS

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danamo ( ) posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 2:59 PM

Lol@poor,exhausted,AS!

GROINGRINDER ( ) posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 3:12 PM

Wow danamo you whipped that out pretty quick.

danamo ( ) posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 3:33 PM

Thank you GG!

TheBryster ( ) posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 6:32 PM

To the Siggraph our Agent Smith went Five days he was stuck in the tent When his mission was done And to home he did run His body was puckered and bent.

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And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

GROINGRINDER ( ) posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 6:36 PM

lol.gifLOL@TheBrysterlol.gif

pakled ( ) posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 6:40 PM

there once was a man from Nantucket..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)

GROINGRINDER ( ) posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 6:42 PM

who put his solid waste in a bucket..........

TheBryster ( ) posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 6:46 PM

..for a month there it stewed...

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster


And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

Mahray ( ) posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 8:05 PM

...until he thought it phewed...

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tjohn ( ) posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 10:49 PM

The last line? I decided to duck it.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

tjohn ( ) posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 10:50 PM

Tee hee.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

Melansian_Mentat ( ) posted Sat, 14 August 2004 at 12:58 PM

Hayat ta'awila ila semac....

tjohn ( ) posted Sat, 14 August 2004 at 1:10 PM

Anyone know who Edward Lear is?

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

pakled ( ) posted Sat, 14 August 2004 at 8:50 PM

Some king, ain't it? he ain't got @#$% all over 'im..;)
the Nantucket one was concering certain (normally) unusual ways of, well, never mind..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)

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