tjohn opened this issue on Aug 13, 2004 ยท 18 posts
tjohn posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 12:41 PM
There once was a guy in the Forum, Who, filled with a sudden decorum, Deleted a post, Unview-ed by most, And now I'll forever abhor him. Sorry, couldn't resist. :^) BTW, I don't REALLY abhor ya, GG! John
This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.
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"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy
GROINGRINDER posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 1:58 PM
Ya know I started to write the first two lines of a limerick, but all of a sudden the post posted itself. So here are the two lines I had going. I thought folks here could finish it for me. The once was a young lad from Kent. Who passed gas wherever he went.
danamo posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 2:33 PM
...but his eyes had a sparkle
he had longjohns of charcoal
with the trap-door he can safely vent.
Sorry, that's the best I can do right now and still be politically correct,lol.
AgentSmith posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 2:38 PM
Man, you sure know how to jump start a Mods heart... AS
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danamo posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 2:59 PM
Lol@poor,exhausted,AS!
GROINGRINDER posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 3:12 PM
Wow danamo you whipped that out pretty quick.
danamo posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 3:33 PM
Thank you GG!
TheBryster posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 6:32 PM
To the Siggraph our Agent Smith went Five days he was stuck in the tent When his mission was done And to home he did run His body was puckered and bent.
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GROINGRINDER posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 6:36 PM
LOL@TheBryster
pakled posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 6:40 PM
there once was a man from Nantucket..;)
I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit
anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)
GROINGRINDER posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 6:42 PM
who put his solid waste in a bucket..........
TheBryster posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 6:46 PM
..for a month there it stewed...
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And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...
Mahray posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 8:05 PM
...until he thought it phewed...
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tjohn posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 10:49 PM
The last line? I decided to duck it.
This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy
tjohn posted Fri, 13 August 2004 at 10:50 PM
Tee hee.
This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy
Melansian_Mentat posted Sat, 14 August 2004 at 12:58 PM
Hayat ta'awila ila semac....
tjohn posted Sat, 14 August 2004 at 1:10 PM
Anyone know who Edward Lear is?
This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy
pakled posted Sat, 14 August 2004 at 8:50 PM
Some king, ain't it? he ain't got @#$% all over 'im..;)
the Nantucket one was concering certain (normally) unusual ways of, well, never mind..;)
I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit
anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)