The Unlucky Suitor

Poser Humor posted on Mar 18, 2022
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Poor Dylan! He was hoping to read his epic poem about Hannibal Crossing the Alps (with Elephants!) to Celeste, but she is having none of it. He was sure that Celeste came in here, but she seems to have disappeared. Ah well, perhaps someone in the dining room would like the hear his poem. It's only 40 pages! Just a render of the Ophelia gown that was released today :D His glasses are by Afrodite-Ohki, and I think they are in freestuff!

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Comments (17)



7:32PM | Fri, 18 March 2022

What, only 40 pages! Must be one of his shorter works. Great job creating Dylan to look like the pretentious snot he sounds like, and I love how Celeste is hiding among the statues! Dress looks great too! Love that shade of blue :-)



9:58PM | Fri, 18 March 2022

Thank you so much! I think Dylan is just an enthusiast, and not sure why everyone doesn't share his love for Roman history and poetry :D Donnena made that dress design! She's such a good designer, all her patterns look so well balanced for the clothes.



10:00PM | Fri, 18 March 2022

What a fun story and render!!!!
Love it!


9:51AM | Sat, 19 March 2022

You made it possible! <3



2:41AM | Sat, 19 March 2022

Simply fantastic! No more words, great story 👍🙋‍♂️


9:50AM | Sat, 19 March 2022

Hehe thank you!



3:08AM | Sat, 19 March 2022

Oh yeah, this is just way too cleverly funny and delightful! The male character reminds me of a young Peter O'Toole! A most splendid work, my friend! Many fine praises from me!


9:51AM | Sat, 19 March 2022

Dylan is such a cutie! And thank you too!



4:13AM | Sat, 19 March 2022

WOW! Pretty cool work!


9:52AM | Sat, 19 March 2022

Thanks Arodia, and for the follow too!



7:19AM | Sat, 19 March 2022

LOL, Funny story. Nice job


9:59AM | Sat, 19 March 2022

Thank you!! I love your latest so much <3



10:45AM | Sat, 19 March 2022

The picture was humorous in itself, but the story text made it hilarious! XD

I've already acquired that dress and I look forward to putting it on one of my characters... hmm, Dorotea Van Humbeek, perhaps? Or maybe someone younger... =)




12:29PM | Sat, 19 March 2022

Dorotea would have fun in that gown :D She's has the right attitude! And thank you!



2:35PM | Sat, 19 March 2022

Great characters, scene, and story!!!


7:44AM | Mon, 21 March 2022

Thank you so much, it was fun--I like that hall model, too!


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4:52PM | Sat, 19 March 2022

He resembles Harry Potter. Great scene development.


7:45AM | Mon, 21 March 2022

I hadn't thought of that, but he does! Hehe! I think HP is a more suave guy though :D



3:37AM | Sun, 20 March 2022

Is that Mr. Potter senior??? You created here a fantastic looking scene!!!!


7:46AM | Mon, 21 March 2022

Thank you so much! I think Potter Senior was more of a cool dude than poor Dylan here :D



8:48PM | Sun, 20 March 2022

Poor Celeste, not exactly her type ehhhh. You should do one of the guy that does float her boat. Ifn you do, be sure to send me a note. i want to see it right away !!!!!!


7:47AM | Mon, 21 March 2022

I was thinking of Dylan meeting a girl who was actually fond of historical poetry, poor guy :D Thanks for the peek and the comment!



8:21AM | Sun, 03 April 2022

Poor Dylan but I fully understand Celeste! 40 pages of poetry about Hannibal! This brings back bad memories about horribly boring Latin lessons I had to attend on demand of my parents many years ago :)


12:00PM | Sun, 03 April 2022

I actually enjoyed high school latin because the teacher had been teaching it for so long he was bored with it, and he kept bees for a hobby. So we got Latin jokes and beekeeping stories :D



8:12PM | Tue, 05 April 2022

Ophelia gown looks gorgeous on La Femme and that naughty face is just the cherry on the top.
Wonderful composition, great atmosphere and lighting, brilliant awesome render.
Magnificent Masterpiece of Finest Arts. I love it!
Yeah, bees are adorable.🥰



8:33AM | Wed, 06 April 2022

They are :D I have a neighbor that keeps bees and I am looking forward to warm weather when the bees will come and visit my flowers (I bought more sunflowers for them last year). And thank you as always! <3



5:39PM | Wed, 13 April 2022

Awwww, Dylan. He looks like such a kind soul. Just a little out of touch with what a lovely lady wants! LOL. Beautiful background setting. Nice posing and lighting. A splendid job on creating a bittersweet moment in time.


6:59PM | Wed, 13 April 2022

Thank you so much, it was so fun making these characters (sort of) interact! <3

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