Poser8, Daz, Powerage .... It is a celebration in the village, everyone rejoices, the children are happy, but damage is the end of the holidays. The ladies are out, too. The Java Atomic Bombs My uncle a famous handyman Was an amateur atomic bombs Without ever having learned This issue was a genius labs He shut himself up all day The depths of his workshop to his experiences And in the evening he came home And put us in a trance Telling us all: "To make a bomb" A " My children believe me It really is a piece of cake The question of the detonator Resolves to a quarter of an hour This is one of those that deviate Regarding the bomb "H ' This is not much cow But one thing bothers me Is that those of my production Have a radius of action Three meters fifty There is something wrong with that I go back now! " He worked for days Staining with love to improve the model When he breakfasted with us He devoured at once his noodle soup We saw his fierce He fell on a bone But no one dared say anything And then one evening during dinner Here Uncle who sighs and cries like this: "As I get older I realize better I have the brain falters. Seriously, say the word It is even more of a brain It's like the white sauce For months and years I'm trying to increase The scope of my bomb And I did not realize The only thing that matters This is where it falls There is something wrong with that I immediately returns Given the close result All the major heads of state Visited him He received and apologized for his dugout Was too small But as soon as they are entered He was locked up by saying "be wise" And when the bomb exploded All these characters there is nothing left Tonton before this result does not deflated And played chitterlings In court he was dragged before the jury and Here he stammers: "Gentlemen, this is a horrible accident But I swear to God In my heart and soul Destroying all these twisted I am convinced Having served France " We were in trouble So we then condemned and pardoned the And grateful nation elected him immediately Head of Government. Boris Vian Translation by google Merci pour vos commentaires Thank you for your comment Amicalement Phil013