Firing Squad!!!!! A brunette, a redhead, and a drop dead gorgeous blond were facing execution via firing squad. The firing squad took the brunette first, and as the leader said, Ready, Aim ... the brunette screams in feigned terror, EARTHQUAKE!!! The firing squad looked around anxiously and while they were trying to figure out whether there was an earthquake or not, the brunette took off running and escaped. Undaunted, the firing squad took the redhead next, and the leader again said, Ready, Aim ... at which point the redhead screams in convincing terror, TORNADO!!! The firing squad looked around anxiously and while they were trying to figure out which direction the tornado was coming from, the redhead took off and escaped. The firing squad took the blond last, and by now the blond had it all figured out - when the right time came just scream about some incredibly horrendous unimaginably awful life threatening disaster!!! So when the firing squad leader said, Ready, Aim ... , the blond screamed in true mortal terror, I DONT HAVE A DATE FOR FRIDAY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are any of you guys available? SO - Saturday morning after the blond had managed to drink the firing squad, (and the entire rest of the army,) under the table the previous night, (they went to Hooters to celebrate Eds birthday,) she was unanimously acclaimed to be their Supreme General For Life. Sunday she led them on a daring palace coup, became Imperial Blond Empress For Life, and had the whole country renamed after herself. And - she issued orders to have the smarty pants brunette and redhead rounded up, and this time to avoid any slipups, dispatched to the gallows. And at that point, everyone lived happily ever after!!!! (Except of course for the brunette and redhead.) And just for the record - and to shut up the guy in the last row back there saying, Duh - I thought the dumb blond was supposed to yell FIRE!!! as the punch line - a fire might be a disaster to some people, but when youre a super hot sexy blond and you dont have a date for Friday night - were talking about a disaster of Biblical proportions!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ED!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone please take a moment and wish a true sweetheart and a great friend the very best on his special day!!!!! Love, Meredith PS - Yeah, back in college I served a few wings!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-)

that is very awesome secne and i love it!!!!:)

she looks like Paris Hilton...lol

Ha ha! Excellent outfit and I hope teh Papachile gettin' it on!

Hooters are known for hooters... This girl is a rookie.lol Great look'n picture, but ya gotta deliver the heavy artillery next time.lol Love the shirt.

wicked the blondes are back...

It's too big on her! :D ROFL Seriously though, this came out great Meredith. And those wings are making me hungry again!

To mikeerson and jwiest: Most Hooters gals are... gifted, but they aren't all walking floatation devices. The blonde's lucky the firing squad (and the army) didn't have a preference for brunettes or redheads over blondes. Happy birthday papachile. I'd like to say you're a lucky sob, but that'd be mean. And probably a bit jealous on my part - no Hooters here :(

Woo hoo!!! Quite the b-day image, Happy Birthday to papachile! Very fun artwork, Meredith!!

Dear Mike and John, The shirt might be a little too big, but I doubt that 36-22-34 would get many complaints!!! ;-) Particularly since she IS based on a body scan of an ex-Hooter Girl that never diasppointed a customer!!!! ;-) Love ya!!! Meredith

Makes one hungry.. all these wings.. Poor birds.. they will only have one last flight into the mouth... Makes one sad :) good to see you are alive and kicking around.. Don't forget to mention your own bd one day.. as you deserve some art too :)

Perfect, Meredith! The Hooter outfit, the smile, the dedication and the ultimate joke! First time in my life I regret not being blond... Happy birthday, Ed! Enjoy your wings and fly!

who says blondes are dumb?this proves it hands down they are not . hilarious and wonderful dedi as always.hugs

A real hoot! Happy Birthday, Ed.

Super image Meredith and Happy Birthday Ed!!

Nice dedication for Ed's birthday, I got a joke for you too (thanx Don=rawdodb) A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!!" Cheers "M" ( just like in James Blond ! )

wow, i must be dreaming, ya know Meredith i was working on a tex to look good like this one for the exact place, was thinking how to construct my hooters gals, but i don't think i could compare too this sweet piece of work, very well done my friend, clap, clap... lol steve

Superb work!!!!!!Happy Birthday to papachile!

Excellent birthday dedication!!! Hungry..., yes I agree Chris!!!

Excellent birthday greeting!! Happy belated Birthday papachile!!!

LMAO!! Im sure will love his birthday dedi! Happy Birthday Papachile!...Shannon ;}

Guten Appetit.....fantastic composition!

Happy Birthday ED!!!!!!!!!!!! May all your wishes come true! Fantatic dedication Meredith!

Fantastic work!!!!!!!!!!!Happy Birthday to papachile

Fantastic work and gift my friend....!!! Happy Birthday Eduardo....!!!

Happy birthday Ed! I'm sure he will be more than happy with your limited resources. Nice T-shirt. I'm sure you have more than one of these! Great composition and DOF. It certainly makes you hungry...

What a gift Ed, a Hooters gal. Happy Birthday buddy at least you didn't get a free plane ride, hehehehe

LOL! You crack me up Meredith!!!

Awesome!!!!!

ROFL, Love the joke! Excellent image and wonderful dedication!