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As I purchased my ticket to view
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, I entered the
theatre with a giddy childlike enthusiasm. At the movie's end, I
left with an apathetic sadness. Let me preface this review with a
confession—from childhood, I have been addicted to Disney's
Pirates of the Caribbean: from my first ride on the Walt Disney
World attraction, to eagerly viewing the previous Pirates' movies.
I am also a huge fan of the three main stars: Johnny Depp, Orlando
Bloom and Keira Knightly. Over the years I have diligently followed
their careers; viewing every movie that each starred
in—without disappointment—until now...?
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Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush), Will
(Orlando Bloom), Jack (Johnny Depp), Elizabeth (Keira
Knightley), Capt. Sao Feng (Yun-Fat Chow)
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The Dire and
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Pirates of the
Caribbean: At World's End, Disney's newest sequel
of their Pirates' franchise, can be summed up as a comical action
adventure filled with: revenge, death, resurrection and redemption
(in that order). Nearly every character from the previous two
movies (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black
Pearl and Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest)
makes an appearance, along with an equal number of new characters.
By the end of the movie, the cast dwindled by at least seventy-five
percent; due to death or dismemberment. Be forewarned, At
World's End is not a movie for young children.
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Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush), with Jack the Monkey,
Davy Jones (Bill Nighy)
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Throughout the movie, I squirmed
uncomfortably due to the glut of nonchalant violence, mingled with
an excessively high body count. Although not bloody, At World's
End was, never-the-less, deadly and at times disturbing. From
the opening scene, which lingered far too long on the mass hangings
of seemingly innocent men, women, and children. While the previous
two movies in the series teetered on the edge of the violence
gangplank, At World's End gleefully steps into a sea of
sadistic folly.
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The over-bloated cast, along with
the abundance of plots, subplots, and plot twists, turns
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End from a
lighthearted fun-packed family adventure, into a confusing, foray
into lunacy. The movie is filled with "What the ....?"
moments. Granted, most (not all) of the "plot hole"
questions are answered several scenes after a "What the
....?" moment. Yet, throughout the movie, the audience is
forced to "think back" to previous scenes to figure out
what happened.
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If the "What the ....?"
moments were dispersed sporadically throughout the movie, it would
be only moderately annoying. However, the "let's fill in the
plot holes with action stopping narratives," every other
scene, took the fun out of the fantasy. Playing plot catch-up,
and constantly ripped away from the current storyline, with the
realization of, "ahh, ok, I get it now," was
exasperating. I can only suspect that this was done deliberately,
in an attempt to promote repeat viewing, thus more box-office draw,
(ironically, I agree with the multi-viewing).
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Approximately twenty minutes, into
the nearly three hour long movie, the plot comes to a screeching
halt for several long, yawn induced moments, as the storyline
discovers Johnny Depp's character, Captain Jack Sparrow. (No
spoiler alert is needed, for there would be no Pirates of the
Caribbean movie without Johnny Depp).
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Jack was last seen swallowed alive
by a Kraken (a giant cuttlefish-like sea monster). He is now
condemned to Davy Jones Locker; doomed to wander around for all
eternity in a hallucinogenic stupor. If, like me, you are a Johnny
Depp loyalist—willing to watch any movie he appears in, even
if he spends a good amount of the movie alone on a desert island
talking to himself—word of caution, be careful what you wish
for.
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Initially, leaving the theatre, I
was sorely disappointed, after all, I had gone to the movie for an
escape. I fully expected to sit back, munch popcorn, and enjoy a
couple hours of watching strong woman and hunky men in mindless
swashbuckling fun.
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Instead, I found myself forced to
think, to reason, to recall, to calculate. I enjoy sleuthing while
watching a murder mystery movie. However, I was unprepared to
replace a rollick into the world of fantasy with an evening of
logic and analytical reasoning. At times keeping up with the
storyline gave me an ice cream headache.
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Yet, interlaced within the dialog
diarrhea, swashbuckling, and land/sea battles, there were flashes
of precious jewel moments. As with the previous Pirates'
movies, the computer generated imagery was, once again,
mind-blowing—thanks to the amazing team at Industrial Light
and Magic (ILM), headed by: Animation Supervisor Hal Hickel, Visual
Effects Designer Geoff Campbell, Visual Effects Supervisors John
Knoll and Charles Gibson.
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The ILM team's prime directive is
to breathe realism into unrealistic characters and situations;
gently rattling the viewers conception of reality, until logical
thinking is surrendered completely; dissolving reason into an
illogical suspension of disbelief. The ILM team's magic can be best
experienced in the Pirate crews' fleeting, calm, picturesque
star-filled sea journey to find Captain Jack; and the never-ending
violent, powerful whirlpool maelstrom battle scene.
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On reflection, to truly savor
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, the movie
deserves several consecutive viewings, preferably within a short
period of time of each other. The first viewing should be devoted
to understanding the numerous plots and subplots. Watch it with a
clear mind, and take mental (or better yet physical) notes.
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The next viewing is needed to pick
up on the little nuances missed in the first viewing. Such as, the
continuing themes that thread the trilogy into a single tapestry.
Pay special attention to the sword that Will Turner (Orlando Bloom)
crafts in the beginning of Pirates of the
Caribbean: The Curse of the Black
Pearl. The sword subtly binds the plot from one
movie to the next, and significantly drives the At World's
End's storyline.
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Bootstrap Bill (Stellan Skarsgard) and Will
Turner (Orlando
Bloom)
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There is also the underlying theme
of parental devotion. A strong father-child relationship
intertwines the main characters: The love and devotion Elizabeth
Swann (Keira Knightley) has for her father, Governor Weatherby
Swann (Jonathan Pryce); The affection and dedication that Will
Turner has for his father Bootstrap Bill (Stellan Skarsgard); and
the respect mixed with loathing that Jack Sparrow shows for his
estranged father, Captain Teague (Keith Richards). Yes, the
infamous band member of the Rolling Stones does indeed make a
quick, but memorable, cameo appearance.
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Will Turner (Orlando Bloom) and Elizabeth Swann (Keira
Knightley)
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Although heavy on action, At
World's End remains a character driven movie. The triangle
between Jack, Will, and Elizabeth remains steady. Added to the mix
is a multifaceted assortment of characters, each with their own
storyline: Pirate Lords and their crews, a voodoo priestess,
British soldiers (of varying degrees of good and evil), and Davy
Jones and his fishy gang.
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Subsequent viewings of Pirates
of the Caribbean: At World's End, should be spent in the pure
enjoyment of the grandeur of the adventure.
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Conclusion
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Approach the viewing of
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End with caution. As
with all movies in the series, this sequel is a feast for the eyes.
The costume design is award winning, the CGI/FX are incredible, the
acting professional, Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom are
delicious.
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Within a testosterone overloaded
environment; Naomie Harris (as the voodoo priestess, Tia Dalma) and
Keira Knightley are physically and emotionally powerful female
characters. Both easily hold their own against the cast of
iron-willed males.
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Jam-packed with verbal humor,
sight gags, sword fighting, ship to ship sea battles, murderous
treachery, and an underpinning of amour—even with its faults,
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End will have
something of interest for most everyone. Is it the best movie of
the trilogy? No! Is it worth the price of an E-ticket? Most
definitely—if only to see Johnny Depp, alone on a desert
island, talking to himself.
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In conclusion, a quote from Jack Sparrow, "I wash my hands of
this weirdness."
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We invite you to visit:
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Oh, and do not
leave the theatre until after the credits!
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As they sit down and talk candidly
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Contributing Columnist Dee-Marie
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