UNHAND ME YOU FIEND by razzell2 Photography Horror

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	UNHAND ME YOU FIEND by razzell2, member since Aug 4, 2001 (homepage) 11 images, last upload Apr 8, 2008

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It was midnight. We all heard the sound, the scrabbling scraping sound coming from the other room. "Dad, go see what it is", my son said to me. "No way you little weenie", I said from the closet. "You go check it out"! As I watched from the cracked open closet door, my brave little man went to investigate. (silly kid). As he took a step towards the light switch, the thing attacked. I heard him scream in horror, and the flash from my camera lit up the room, (I keep my camera in my pajama's), and we saw the ugly nasty thing squeezing the smile from my son's face. It was the arm of our landlord. We had heard how he had lost his arm when he tried to grab a couple of dollars of interest from our next door neighbor, and the slamming of the door chopped off his arm. We thought it untrue, a myth, a hideous rumor. But no, it was true, and here it was trying to take us out, so he could raise the rent on the next tenants. My son thought quickly. He grabbed the bloody thing and tossed it into the fireplace, where everything but the bone burnt to a crisp. "Dad", said my son, after he had changed his underwear. "Why didnt you save us"? "Son", said I, after I had changed my boxer shorts, "I was ARMED and ready. I had my FINGER on the trigger, but I might have shot out our TV set. That would have been a horror. Now HAND me that humerus so I can stir the fire". (Authors note: Yes, the picture is silly and the writing is stupid, but what the heck. Lighten up and have a smile. And always pay your rent)		Details Uploaded: September 21, 2005 Gallery: Photography Genre: Horror Size: 190.4 kB Dimensions: 800x601 Statistics Views: 256 Views Today: 1 Views in Last 45 Days: 1 Full-size Views: 184 Comments: 17 Favorites: 0 Ratings: 13 (average 5.0000) Photograph Make: Hewlett-Packard Model: Photosmart M305 Shutter Speed: 1/64 sec F Number: f/2.9 Focal Length: 6 mm

Image Comments
	by DarkStarRising on Sep 21, 2005 8:30:58 am [homepage] LOL oh Russ, thats sooo funny :D love it :D

	by razzell2 on Sep 21, 2005 9:57:44 am [homepage] Thank you Maxine. I knew I could count on you to post a nice comment to lift me up! YOUdaBEST!

	by PsychoNaut on Sep 21, 2005 12:05:00 pm [homepage] What an expression!! BWA HA HA!

	by FuzzyShadows on Sep 21, 2005 12:32:23 pm [homepage] lol Hilarious

	by MissTara on Sep 21, 2005 1:32:25 pm [homepage] Haha! Great job! Thanks so much for the laugh, I really needed it. XD

	by amorales on Sep 21, 2005 5:49:59 pm [homepage] Very funny! The expression is priceless.

	by cynlee on Sep 22, 2005 4:23:29 am [homepage] lol :]

	by PhotoSmith on Sep 22, 2005 1:19:19 pm [homepage] Love it!!! I laughed and laughed - what a GREAT story! You have talent, my friend. V

	by awadissk on Oct 1, 2005 1:39:10 pm [homepage] Very well done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

	by zoozee on Oct 19, 2005 11:01:06 am [homepage] LOL !!! I really had a great laugh .. wonderful humor :) .. Loved the story .. very halloweeny ! .. Picture is wonderful :):) V

	by GladysClump on Oct 29, 2005 1:39:16 am [homepage] Oh my god, I'll have to hook up the webcam so y'all can see that for the very first time I am actually really rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

	by razzell2 on Oct 29, 2005 6:55:36 am [homepage] thank you guys! you make me smile as well! happy halloweenie

	by morin3000 on Nov 20, 2005 10:41:55 am [homepage] Great image. Shapes & colours work well! VOTE

	by robotalk on Feb 20, 2006 10:37:46 am [homepage] Lots of fun in both the story and the pic --your gallery is a very strange and wonderful land !! thanks for the laffs ! (and the art)

	by XoxoTree on Aug 23, 2006 3:40:28 pm [homepage] I loved the story and now I know you were PAJAMA'S ha ha ho ho make me laugh till I cry did you. Great looking kid are you sure he's your's ha ha ho ho another good laugh. Quit playing with you camera while it's still in your pj's and take some more shots and do some more posting. How about posting the panhead and the ole' lady dude. Great image and story I enjoyed it. Thanks for the laughs. :) Therese

	by Silvra on May 21, 2007 5:15:40 pm [homepage] Schon surreal! Super! Ihre Gallerie ist vielseitig!

	by calum5 on Feb 28, 2008 4:47:55 pm [homepage] Thanks for the giggles mate,your kind of humour is needed in abundance where I come from!Thanks cal

	by razzell2 on Feb 29, 2008 11:48:10 am [homepage] thank you calum. for taking the time to make some nice comments on my silly little postings. i really wish i could do what you do...create real 3d renderings..create those amazing profiles and faces that you do. i guess i need certain software to do it, but i would love to make the kind of things you make. russell

	by Darkwish (online now) on Sep 18, 2008 1:11:39 pm [homepage] LOL! Nice pic!

	by kasalin on Feb 2, 2010 8:43:15 am [homepage] Wow !!! That`s great :) Hugs Karin :)

	by razzell2 on Feb 4, 2010 6:58:29 am [homepage] Good god, my son, in this picture, is now about 6'4" and a senior in highschool, and not as goofy looking! I really need to update! ahahaha Thanks again Karin. Let me go visit your gallery..(soon as Im done with my email. :)