Santa Claus is Dead!!! by Digimon
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Today the world gasped in horror, at the news of the most horrific murder of our time. The horribly mutilated body of Santa Claus, lay broken, face down in the dirt, beneath a tree in a wealthy suburb of St. Paul Minnesota. His body was so brutalized that he seemed "Flattened" The coroner said that his lungs had been collapsed. The only thing that remained "Vertical", were his boots & red cap.
"At least he died with his boots on!" Frank Warner, a retired marine, proudly proclaimed.
"What will the children do?!?" sobbed another on looker.
"Who could do such a heinous thing?" Asked one of the neighbors.
Indeed, who could perform such a senseless and brutal act on our favorite chubby elf?
Local sheriff Barney Fife declared, "We will not rest until the perpetrators of this despicable crime are brought to justice!"
Some are already calling for capitol punishment to be instated as punishment for the criminals.
Mrs. Claus could not be reached for comment. A public funeral will be held on the 25th of December. No word yet on who Santa's replacement will be. But as one sobbing on looker said, "No one can replace that fat bastard! *Sob* , no one!"
Sorry! LOL! nice picture to start my reposting aye?
Saw this "Photo-opp" on the way to work, every morning for a week. Slowly, inevitably, this sick story formed in my head. So I vowed to take my camera to work, if it was still there, I would...
No offense to true beliervers! Santa is unharmed!
I hope everyone enjoys fun & safe holidays!
*No "Actual" Santa's were harmed in the making of this parody!!!*
; )
Comments (16)
HAHAHA!!!! Oh, man Eric, that was great! I mean, uh, poor Santa. sniff V
Certainly not a "Blaze" of glory
1606---I think NOT---it's a touch up on 1 -666--the doorstep of the beast !! If Santa --(satan spelled sideways)--delivered there, I'm sure he's still plummeting down the chimney to the sulphur infused underground...and only his long johns (some people call it a costume) the only thing left for "St. Paul CSI " to investigate.. including the grampa smurf underoos --good thing he only wears his Hello Kitty thong on new years--a mystery -a tragedy--a best sellin DVD @ Walmart in just 6 day from Wednesday !
Welcome back, Digimon ! Glad to see you again ! The one who stole the beard of Santa will be so kind to bring back it to the reception ... Santa Klaus's not dead !
hohohohoho!!! very funny!! i noticed Frosty the Snowman has met a similar demise!! a conspiracy? WB! :]
hope this isnt true in real. i like your idea. i am glad to see you back,too. !!!!!!!!!! #:O) !!!!!!!!!
YIKES....this is so ha ha ...ho ho ho...great story to go with it....I am sure it was just one of santa's "helpers" .....great job and I hope you add more to your gallery...
OH WELL...one down...six billion more to go...hehehe...hahaha...HO!
LOL, I saw a whole lawn full of these sad things the other day, santa, snowmen, elves. Looked like Santa's workshop massacre. Glad to see you posting again.
Lol!!! wonderful deflated Santa image!!! ...and Happy Holidays to you and your loved ones also my friend!!! ;o)
....VOTE
welcome back !! lol this is wicked humor!! awesome return!!
only in edina
LOL YOU ARE A VERRA FUNnna GUyyyyyyy ( says like steve martin)
ROFL! Humans are so funny, We laugh at the most bazare things! :) Thanks!
ha ha!!! funny funny!!! More!