Arrival by Kaartijer
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Another sunrise shot from the island of Galveston...
Today's joke:
A blonde teenage girl, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said.
'How much will you charge me?'
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the Conversation said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?'
He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes.
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.
'Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.'
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.
'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.'
Comments (45)
Gorgeous picture!!!!!!!!!!
Fantastic image! It looks like that massive liner is stranded! Love the soft pastel sunset color too! Bravo dear friend!
Wonderful dawn capture! Beautiful!
great mood and colorscheme
Fantastic photography!!!
This is such a spectacular view Eddie, thanks for sharing
Stunning photo, hilarious story! RS
Oh that is pretty!
Quite excellent!
superbe photo!
Beautiful shot. That ship looks huge!!!!!!!!! Love the joke!
amazing capture!
Fantastic shot!!!
Fantastice picture.
Now that is a big ship! LOL! Funny joke! :D
Fascinating image. Excellent work!!
such an exquisit color ! great light and perfect capture ! bravo !
The pollution from the Indusrtial areas around Houston and Galveston do make for colorful Sunrises and Sunsets, nice shot Peace
Fantastic scene..very spectacular! This is Carnival's comp,the boat that i took for my cruises :)
Gorgeous capture my friend,
Wonderful capture.. seems almost surreal. great joke :)
SWEET SHOT
super beautiful image! superlative shot!
Excellent capture! LMAO at the joke too
Great image,Eddie!!The sky colour is fantastic, reflecting in water! The humans and the birds do a whole with the atmosphere yu captured! Gorgeous photograph, as always!
Oh nooo....great joke...Lol. Wonderful capture as a majestic ship sitting in the harbour.
Great shot and wonderful joke
Wonderful image. I want to go on a cruise too!
excellent photo and Great capture eddie...nice to see u...LOL @ the joke..
Great one Eddie!!! :)