Arrival by Kaartijer
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Description
Another sunrise shot from the island of Galveston...
Today's joke:
A blonde teenage girl, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said.
'How much will you charge me?'
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the Conversation said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?'
He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes.
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.
'Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.'
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.
'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.'
Comments (45)
Splendid and impressive photographic shot my friend.....!!!!
SUPERBE !
wow love the lighting and the birds here. that big ship makes it looks surreal
Cool POV.....and joke
Awesome photo. It looks very evasive.
LMAO!! Serves him right. That is one big looking ship!
Wow!! Quite ~Impressive~ THANKS for sharing!!! So Funny joke :-}
LOL very funny!! This image is superb!!! Majestic arrival!!!
HEHEHE, that's a good one! the capture is also very impressive.
FANTASTIC IMAGE, Eddie! :)
I thought I had commented on this, because I know I seen it.sorry about being late.awesome shot
A most extraordinary photographic capture! Very captivating! Of course, your humor is right up to snuff too! Most excellent blond joke! Does the term, 'kharma' come into play?
Great photo! Fantastic colours and ligting! :)
Beautiful shot erland
An excellent shot. Wonderful mood.