Lake St. Clair by Kaartijer
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Lake St. Clair - New Baltimore, MI
I had to remove from the image an old lady who was sitting on a beach towel right in the middle of the image, then I added the painting effect to the picture.
Today's joke:
Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything...tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help his math. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him In the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner.. To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This went on For some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference.
Finally, little Zachary brought home his report Card.. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books.. With great trepidation, His Mom looked at it and to her great surprise, Little Zachary got an 'A' in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said:
- Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?
Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.
- Well, then, she replied, was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT WAS IT?
Little Zachary looked at her and said:
- Well, on the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around!
Comments (51)
this is super.
what a pretty cove.. love the bird just flying in... NICE WORK!!
This is a great photo manipulation,bravo!!!
First rate post work. Now, you've cleared the beach for all of us. Like it.
So stunning beach-scene!
A ~Place to Dream~ FASCINATING!!! So Funny Joke :-}
Nice place, trees seem ready to walk on the ocean.
Beautiful!
Nice effect and wonderful joke.
Stunning capture and effects and wonderful presentation !
HEHE great joke! and a wonderful image too. :-)
Beautiful and quite scenery. wonderful capture!!
Nice
Excellent shot and presentation, well done...
ROFLOL! You are too much with these jokes. I forgot just how much I missed them. I have been sooooooo busy with life throwing things at me to see if I can catch! This image looks beautiful. It looks like a painting to me so the maip is cool! I wish I was on that beach right now. Remember that commercial, Calgon, take me away!
Beautiful and Thanks for the joke too
Great shot erland
Fantastic shot!!!!
Excellent place and effect!!!
Beautiful capture and excellent postwork!!
Vorrei essere in questo posto ORA! :) Ciao, Eddie :) gea