Longhorn - for tennesseecowgirl! by Kaartijer
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Hope I didn't disappoint you, I know you were expecting a TX barn, but I was interested in cattle, not barns... and as a matter of fact, when I took this shot, I said in my mind "Lynell is gonna love this!"... hope I wasn't wrong!
But don't worry, we'll go again over there, and I'll pay more attn to the barns!
Many thanks for your comments, ratings and favs on my yesterday's late post!
Got an old joke for today, a joke that was a big hit at that time, during the communist regime, a joke that could put you behind bars if you were telling it in a public place.
Nixon, Brezhnev and Ceausescu (former romanian dictator - for those who don't know) were waiting at the Heaven's gate to enter.
St. Peter, the heaven's gate guardian, take the the former american president for the interview.
- How many bad laws did you approve during your term? asks St. Peter.
- Two, answers Nixon.
St. Peter takes a needle and punches twice Nixon's butt.
- Now you can go, says St. Peter.
Next in line is Brezhnev.
- How many bad laws did you approve during your term? asks him St. Peter.
Brezhnev seems to think a little bit, then answers.
- Eleven!
St. Peter takes a needle and punches eleven times Brezhnev's butt.
- Now you can go! says St. Peter.
Now while Ceausescu was inside for the interview, Nixon and Brezhnev were talking about what just happened to them.
- How many punctures you got? asks Brezhnev.
- Two! How about you?
- Eleven!
- That's ok, says Nixon, I'm afraid that St. Peter will need a sewing machine for Ceausescu!

Comments (48)
a very nice scene!!! Wonderful photo!!!!!!!!
wink wink too bad you couldn't take my Old Barn picture and super impose the cows on there somehow that would make for a great Pic....BTW.......GREAT shot of the Cows!
Happy new year! So lovely and peaceful scene. wonderful capture!!
Beautiful photo.
Superb photoshot.....love this one....excellent done.
Nice composition and beutiful cows.Splendid ambient.Congrats. (P.S:About smokers...You have absolutely reason..It´s easier to solve with "false" laws,than fight against the Impire of money!!!)
Nice, very nice pic!
Splendid composition and colors my friend
Cool pic and I know Lynell is gonna love it
A superb photo, I love cows, though Jersey Cows are the most beautiful in the world, I am biased :)
Beautiful photo
Wonderful shot!!
I love farm life....my roots are in London Kentucky and I still love to be down on the farm.....beautiful shot and I loved the joke!
Wonderful scene and great shot!
Great shot! Love the joke!!!! Both moooove me
very special animals never saw animals like that
GREAT SHOT!
A couple of young'uns there; very excellent shot and joke!
Don't they look sweet! A very great capture :)
Oh!!! It´s a cool capture! nice
Very nice scene. Great capture!
Looking good! Parent supervising two youngsters that don't know they are long horns yet. OK, Denise (MrsRatbag) is associated with park benches, now our Tennesseecowgirl is associated officially with barns. Very good. Bill
ohhh they look sweet wonderful scene and great capture eddie..nice dedi to lynell
Very cute pic! (:
The one looking to the left is saying, "Hey, what should we do next?" haha... we have great commercials in California - the one about California cows being happy cows. We are definitely "cow happy" here in this state. Excellent capture.
That ole Longhorn Steer is admiring his Rear View of the Ladies I do believe. Splendid shot Peace
Cool Shot Eddie!
Nice cows. Hope you had a good time in Texas.
Nice!
Well looks like you travel alot. cool picture.