Longhorn - for tennesseecowgirl! by Kaartijer
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Hope I didn't disappoint you, I know you were expecting a TX barn, but I was interested in cattle, not barns... and as a matter of fact, when I took this shot, I said in my mind "Lynell is gonna love this!"... hope I wasn't wrong!
But don't worry, we'll go again over there, and I'll pay more attn to the barns!
Many thanks for your comments, ratings and favs on my yesterday's late post!
Got an old joke for today, a joke that was a big hit at that time, during the communist regime, a joke that could put you behind bars if you were telling it in a public place.
Nixon, Brezhnev and Ceausescu (former romanian dictator - for those who don't know) were waiting at the Heaven's gate to enter.
St. Peter, the heaven's gate guardian, take the the former american president for the interview.
- How many bad laws did you approve during your term? asks St. Peter.
- Two, answers Nixon.
St. Peter takes a needle and punches twice Nixon's butt.
- Now you can go, says St. Peter.
Next in line is Brezhnev.
- How many bad laws did you approve during your term? asks him St. Peter.
Brezhnev seems to think a little bit, then answers.
- Eleven!
St. Peter takes a needle and punches eleven times Brezhnev's butt.
- Now you can go! says St. Peter.
Now while Ceausescu was inside for the interview, Nixon and Brezhnev were talking about what just happened to them.
- How many punctures you got? asks Brezhnev.
- Two! How about you?
- Eleven!
- That's ok, says Nixon, I'm afraid that St. Peter will need a sewing machine for Ceausescu!

Comments (48)
She loves it!!!!!!!!! Thank you, If its from Texas I love it. But........ you owe me a barn ... lol Wonderful shot... of this cute group.. Thanks Eddie.
Belle photo :)
Cute picture! Great joke!
very funny joke and the bovines are beautiful. there is a ranch around here that only has longhorns, but no place to stop for pictures
CUTE CAPTURE & BEAUTIFUL DEDI :D
Is that an IKE stump? I have a few of them.
Excellent! They look very pleased with themselves.
Awesome shot!
Great shot... perfect rich browns and composition!
Shining work.
So pretty !! I just love animals. :)
They're adorable :o)
Excellent shot...!!
Beautiful photo!
well, you have some great cattles in Texas ! Nice cows !
Nice picture!
Again, love the joke, and the photo!
they are posing for you