Mood Swings by auntietk
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Description
MOOD SWINGS
And I thought the hot flashes
Were my only symptom.
Welcome to mood swings!
I'm leaving my love.
Next time I see him,
I'm telling him we're through.
This isn't working out.
I don't need the grief.
I miss my man.
If I don't see him
In the next five minutes,
I'm going to have to
Slit my wrists or something.
I am so bored at work
I can hardly stand it.
After 17 years
At the same job,
I really need a change.
What am I thinking?
This is the greatest job
In the whole world!
I'm keeping the job,
But I'm breaking up with the guy.
I think I need a new hobby.
Photography is boring.
I'm tired of taking pictures.
I think I'll quit my job
And keep the guy.
If I hear that song
One more time,
I'm going to rip the radio
Right out of the dashboard.
I think I need a drink.
Maybe I'll have a drink,
Leave the guy,
Keep the job,
Quit photography,
And keep the guy.
I know!
I'll photograph the guy,
Drink at work,
Buy all new CDs,
And get a different radio.
What I really need
Is a nap.
I'm tired all the time.
Do you think it might be
The mood swings?
..........
Title image painted in Dogwaffle, text added in Photoshop.
Comments (33)
Tell you what....I'll shout the next drink and then we go both have a big sleep! Besides, who really needs a man in their lives...you spend all day picking up after them and then catering for their every needs...lets drink and just enjoy our own lives instead!
i, like medley, have also (so far) escaped the hot flashes and mood swings... good thing, too, from the sounds of it! ;) brilliant writing, my friend... hang in there! michael
Tell it, Sister! Go on now! Very clever. Love the punch line.