Once he was a 98-pound weakling, bullied by the tougher boys at school. One fateful day, he discovered an ad in the back of a comic book that changed his life. Unfortunately, it was an ad for x-ray glasses, and it led to him being beat up by the girls in his school. Dedicating himself to bodybuilding and all manner of combat arts, he eventually decided that he was obligated to right whatever wrongs he came across - even when his judgement was impaired. Wielding his trusty spiked baseball bat and wearing a protective mask originally marketed to mercenary soldiers, he became known as . . . the Patriotic Vigilante. Post-processing in GIMP and Lo-Fi. Enjoy!