Lumber Johnny by Kaartijer
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Yep, the guy's name is Johnny, so... no Lumber Jack!
Today's joke:
A couple were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one .... 'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."
"Not to worry," said the father. "The important thing is that we're all together today."
Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you." "It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come."
Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."
After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you to college. Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married."
The three children gasped and all said, "You mean we're bastards?"
"Yep," said the father. "And cheap ones too."
Comments (40)
The image is great, however, the joke has the facts all wrong and I believe it is important to point it out, as children of unmarried people are not bastards. A bastard is a child born to a married woman, not from her husband.
Super capture and Love the joke lol.
das Holz könnte ich brauchen - es ist wieder sehr kalt geworden! Super action picture!!!!!!
Excellent capture.
Cool photo, i like the wood scattering.
Excellent photo!
Accipicchia,Eddie! E' carinissima questa storia. Sai quante volte avrei voluto dire io questo? Anche se per me non è vero, ma a volte i figli fanno proprio girare le scatole! Excellent photo.:)
Love the lighting !
Hard job and fantastic capture of a moment,Eddie!The light in the dust and the mouvement is fantastic!Love it!
Nice to see somebody else working... ;o) Nicely captured, my friend. Warm regards, from a dull, damp Glasgow, Scotland, John.