Lumber Johnny by Kaartijer
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Yep, the guy's name is Johnny, so... no Lumber Jack!
Today's joke:
A couple were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one .... 'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."
"Not to worry," said the father. "The important thing is that we're all together today."
Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you." "It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come."
Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."
After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you to college. Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married."
The three children gasped and all said, "You mean we're bastards?"
"Yep," said the father. "And cheap ones too."
Comments (40)
Excellent fotoshot, and a funny joke my friend.
LOL! Excellent capture! He must be one of them cheap knock-offs made over-seas somewhere. ;D
A very beautiful capture!!!
Wonderful colors, moment and capture!!!
Very cool capture!!!
Great capture....and good joke!!!
Fun title and cool capture Eddie. That is one huge log he is slicing up.
Great shot and Joke.
hahahhahaha i was laughing hard here @your joke eddie...anyway This is great shot of lumber johnny..:):)...
Fantastic capture, he looks so natural! :)
this is cool with the sawdust flying
LOL....
LOL on the joke that is good! And so is the image!
Great image and fantastic joke
LOL! Great image!
Chainsaws are fun!
Great lighting love the saw dust!
What a job! Excellent shot! (:
~Moments of Life~ FABULOUS!!! Funny Joke
Excellent shot !!
Great shot. The sawdust smells sweet, the perspiration is evident and the noise incesant. Lots of good vibes imparted by this photo Eddie:)
Excellent capture erland
EXCELLENT LIGHT ANGLE FOR THE PIC :) 12 TO 15 SEC EACH CUT ? ;-)
Great effects and splendid shot my friend....!!!!
Fantastic Shot.
Wonderful colors, moment and capture!!!
what a joke.very funny.I want no part of a chain saw any more.they are hard and nasty job.excellent shot
Great lighting on the sawdust there, nice shot.
Cool shot!!!!
Very nice capture and lighting! Funny Joke!