Winter Heaven by Kaartijer
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Howdy y'all!
For today I picked this shot from Arieseni area (same ol' Alba county!). The building that you see in the image is Hotel Cristalin, kinda expensive one ($100/night), the only expensive one. Probably they took the advantage of being the closest one to the skiing area (about 200 yards).
Thanks a lot for your comments, ratings and favs on my previous post, "Christmas shopping"!
Today's joke is next!
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.
It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.
- Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home? asked John.
- Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project, said Tommy.
The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
- Son, said John, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.
- We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie, said Tommy.
- What did you watch? asked Marsha.
- The Ten Commandments, answered Tommy.
The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said:
- I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen!
- I am ashamed of you son, said John. When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.
The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair. Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said:
- Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!
With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
Comments (47)
Splendid composition and colors my friend
Howdy to you LOL I think I am going to book a room right now, this is beautiful... :)
This looks like the picture on a chocolate box!!! Fantastic - like a fairy tale! :)
funny joke We are on weather rollercoaster here 80 one day 29 the next flip flops and electric blanket.
Gorgeous photoshot, love to go on a holiday right now. Excellent capture of a beautiful view.
what a beautiful view ! Jusy what I needed right now :-)
Looks like a post card! Really nice work!
Great looking area...very alpine in character. That would be a rough robot to have living in your household! Bill
wow.. great photo... LMAO funny joke.. too..
Love the mountain air...great shot.
Beautiful capture and scenery - the cloud cover adds an almost mystical atmosphere.
WOW,Looks like a fantasy pitcure book.Great shot.
Wonderful photo and fantastic joke!
WONDERFUL AND CALM PICTURE.cONGRATULATIONS EDDIE.IT´L VERY BEAUTIFUL.THANK YOU
Superb...
Superba iarna ,ai prins in imagine! Marlena
Very beautiful photo! Very funny joke :)
The photo it´s splendid!!! and the joke too. :) :) :) :) :) :)
WOW!look amazing eddie ,love those snow very much,beautiful view i agree with throbbe yes it look like a postcard..u did excellent shot..
Beautiful capture!
fantastic photo!!!
Beautiful place... love it ;O)
time to go skiing ... excellent capture!
Very nice scene! Great shot.
Wonderful view !!!
Beautiful image, and a good joke. That combination cannot be beat. ;o)
Beautiful winter scene Love it!
LOVE IT (Story & scene)
Excellent!
The picture looks just like a painting. Beautiful!!!! I need one of those robots.