Space Cdr Losealittle, and Space Lt Alittlemore were two of NASA's hot dog pilots. They talked The Space center into storing fuel up on the space station for emergences. The whole game plan cooked up by these two pilots was so they could be the 1st men on mars.. They wanted the glory and monies it would bring. The Big shots didn't have to know anything about it. They did all the calculations for how much fuel, air and supplies they would need. These boys had it all down, right to a T.. The day came when they had the Space Shuttle attached to the Space Station. No one else was there. They loaded the extra fuel tanks into the cargo bay, and tossed in the supplies.. Strapped them selves in and fired the rockets and plotted a course for Mars.. They keep radio silence for dramatic effect.. They made Mars with no problems. Both men thinking of the accolades, women and booze they would have after this trip. They would be hero's, no doubt. They would have done what no one else ever has.. They notified Houston that they were on approach to Mars. Called off the altitude as they made touch down.. Drag chute popped and the landing was flawless.. They splained to Houston what they did, the plans and supplies etc. It was all planned, The Perfect Plan. We be Hero's. Promotions. After all you wouldn't Court Martial two hero's. Houston asked them one question: Do you have enough fuel for a return trip? Yep they planned for everything, but that..!! Vistapro, and PSP for post.