Second pic from the display I put up in my front yard for Halloween. And yes, before you ask, that is a real toilet. A few years back we were remodeling the master bathroom and we needed to replace the toilet. Rather than throw it out, I touched it up with some florescent paint, sat a plastic skeleton on it and got tons of laughs from my neighbors. It was such a hit that I decided to keep the toilet. It's getting a few more cracks and dings, so I'm not really sure how much longer it will last, but until then this will remain an integral part of my Halloween hauntings! (If you're curious as to what he's reading, that would be our neighborhood newsletter – this joke is really appreciated by my adult neighbors.)