Blasters for Vikkies? by donnena
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As ALWAYS, thanks SO much for stopping by to share my visions! Your thoughts and favs truly mean the world to me!!
La Femme and her latest advisor are discussing the next shipment of Blasters to the various temples. She’s meeting stiff resistance from the Local Vikkies, but Mick the Monk (with his extensive, expensive ties to Blaster Batteries 4U, Batteries R R Bread and Butter, Blaster Chargers Inc, Visa and Mastercard (Also folks interested in charging things up) and the International Blaster Bearers Assn) is pushing hard to adopt at least one blaster in every temple. He’s offering Free Blasters for trial runs, Blaster Training, Interpretive Blaster Dance lessons and Breast Reduction Surgery due to the decreased need to counter-balance the weight of the gigantic sword.
Meanwhile, the pixels, always nervous around flying monkeys, weapons in other folks’ hands, and all references to armed women, are being exceptionally well behaved. The exceptions are those pixels caught prematurely pilfering the Blaster Batteries, those engaged in the perilous pastime of Monkey Mocking and a hearty handful of promiscuous pixels zealously xeroxing La Femme’s personal photos for pernicious purposes.
Creditage:
La femme, her Meleri Hair and clothing (Crux Bra, El Noir belts, Shorties shorts, Destiny leggings )from Rpublishing et al
The Sliver key Monkey and wings from DAZ, long ago and far away.
D4’s blasters,
Freebe bed with Parrot Dolphin textures
EZskin 2 and Scene fixer from Snarlygribbly
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Comments (19)
The flying monkeys sometimes actually have good ideas. Temple defending is much easier with blasters! (I love the expressions!)
Quite the magical piece my friend, love her strange friend. Monkey reminds me of Wizard of Oz. Think that was the movie.
Well...there's something you don't see (or hallucinate) every day!
Great characters and scene! Excellent work!
A blaster in every temple, eh? Now where have we heard similar ideas ... Great image!
Cool image!!!
I love your creativity! Very nicely done.
OMG! You are so funny, Andy... I like you sooo much!!
Your artwork always makes me smile.
Very well done!!!👏👍🖐
Oh, the tangled web of confusion and mischief those pixels continue to weave... Just as well "V" has her blaster handy - it's probably much more effective than the sword. And she doesn't have to be nekkid in a temple to use it, either! 😆
What a fun image, my friend! Super work, and thanks for the giggles!
When I first saw this, I thought the monkey's tail was...….uh...….. something else. Shows where my mind is.... 🤣
oh dear, oh dear!!!!!!
Cool scene, you could say it was a blast.
Great work
Very cool image and finely tuned and humorous descriptive! Many enjoyable chuckles and grins on this one! Many fine kudos!
Very interesting ,... Blasters in temples, good to know... guess I'll have to behave myself from now on.
With pixels playing romantic pan flute music in the background, I'm sure La Femme and her 'advisor' will reach a deal in no time. It doesn't hurt that she has stocks in several blaster companies...
what a funny render. great job! 5 stars!
Funny scene and beautiful work!!!
delicious and funny read.
lmao.. always love your stories and the images as this one superb!