Why Can't We be FRIENDS? by g1tip
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No AI - This artwork was created entirely by hand or with traditional digital tools.
Description
Just for fun . . . . . . . .
Sadly, our friend, Jennifer, has an affliction that is slowly beginning to spread world-wide. And before too long, we will have an unstoppable epidemic on our collective hands! It's name . . . . "PhantomCellPhoneAnswering-itus." You'll recognize the effected parties by the sudden lifting of the forearm and hand into the phone answering position. And then they will jibber-jabber into their empty palms as if there were actually talking into a phone. Tis sad, indeed.
But, the really sad thing is that this condition can develop into "BoomerangThumbKnuckle-itus," as well, if not caught in time. This happens when withdrawal symptoms from an inadequate number of calls leads to excessive text messaging leaving ones thumbs bent and in the shape of mini boomerangs. Unfortunately, there is no known cure, to date . . . . . . . .
DAZ Studio IRAY Render with a little Topaz and PhotoShop magic on the end product
Thanks for looking . . . . . . . . . . . . . . GT

Comments (10)
Great work on this image my friend, I like her pose and expression.
Title reminds me of that song by War. Nice sweet gal.
Lovely
Excellent work and expression!
Too Funny!!
haha :).. Nice one... but you may be on to something here.... Phone zombie is already real.... and well, these "PhantomCellPhoneAnswering-itus." and "BoomerangThumbKnuckle-itus," can also soon become a reality too..... and kids today constantly bent over their phones are going to suffer from bad posture and neck pain for the rest of their lives as they grow older...
Exactly ! ! !
Yep, the world is full of phone zombies! Great job!
Awesome scene!
Of course we can! LOL A lovely lady with a sad affliction.. Nicely done, my friend!
The ones that worry me are the increasingly common "StupidbuttmunchertextingwhiledrivingabigSUV-itus" A good cure for that is a nice enema with a baseball bat! 🤣
Excellent