Unconventional Weapons Training.. for T.Rex by RodS
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Looks like the T.N.A. Girls have a special visitor – all the way from Sweden! Summer is here to give them a bit of coaching in use of certain “unconventional” weapons. After all, you never know when things might turn a little dicey while you're frying up breakfast.
The Girls have arrived at one of the T.N.A. Training compounds and are ready for action. Let's listen in...
Summer: OK, Girls – grab those pans and let's bust some moves!
G4: This isn't like swingin' a sword, is it?
Ar: So, I just swing at their heads, right?
Summer: Ya gotta swing with ATTITUDE! Y'know..... Like you're tryin' to take down a T. Rex... Let me give ya a little motivation!
Ar: Motivate me!
G4: Me too!
Summer: OK – Here goes.... Hey Ar, someone just asked if you're wearing panties!
Ar: Of COURSE I'm wearing panties! What kinda girl do they think I am? Grrrrrrr...... (swings pan furiously)
G4: (giggles)
Summer: Hey, Gee.... Someone else just asked if your boobs are real!
G4: WHAT?! WTF!! Gimme that pan... OK, wise guy, how'd ya like a shot up the side of yer head with THIS! (swings pan even more furiously than Ar..) Are they real....... Sheesh.....
Summer: Now, you're getting it! Now, let's find something to beat on with these..
Uh..... OK.... They're heading this way, so I think I'm 'a gonna get out of here and hang out someplace a little less dangerous.... Like maybe with Dan.. Ranpha's lab can't possibly be as dangerous as this place!
This one's for you, Mr. T. Rex! Thank you good sir. And you and “Skelly” make a great team! LOL
Just a bit of post-thanksgiving silliness before I put the Girls back to work..... And finish updating my website...
Thanks for stopping by, and for all your wonderful comments and support!
BG photo by me.
Comments (25)
OMG! I'm bustin' a gut at the image and the dialogue.....
I bet frying pans leave a good mark. good poses and facial expressions, they made me smile.
And they come in handy for cooking too. Fantastic image!
super cool!
I had to chuckle when I saw the girl's with those frying pans and the way Summer goaded them to use them with force. Handy things frying pans. The girls look set for action in this excellent render. Great posing and expressions too. 😀
SMACK, BONK, CLUNK ! Man I should have gone to Golden Corral! Man those old iron pans are heavy, would leave a mark for sure. Expressions and poses are super on the gals, Rod. Fun captions. Enjoy the rest of weekend.
Unconventional? My ex had shaken one at me more than a few time. Actually saw my mother use one on middle bruddah. Of course it was just a light aluminum pan to the shoulder. Southern mom's don't play games.
even with their pans they are delectable ladies. very sexy clothing. where did you take the tower picture at. it looks familiar
Yep - I bet it does!
That's the old fire tower on Talimena Drive, between Mena and Queen Wilhelmina Lodge.
It's time to duck an cover.... it's time like these that I'm glad to be at Ranpha's lab! I just hope they don't give the girls any ideas... I got enough trouble as is!.. great work!
Nice one Rod......looks like the gals are having some fun!!
Excellent
LOL your titles always do justice ... they look ready to break a few eggs ;)
Cracking image..Well it would be if there were some eggs around lol Very cool image my friend :)
Wow! Summer's into it right away! The gals should hold the pans a bit higher so as to protect the face. And it gives a powerful down-swing. Or a dreadful slicing move, like across the throat! Thanks a load, Rod! MUCH APPRECIATED! And Summer's having a great time of it, even using psychology to get the gals all steamed up! I can hear the thud, crunch as they practice on local thugs. Keep up the good work! :-)
Cool and perfect mix work,RodS-san!
AHA! So that is the way you get them going mad LOL! Excellent render and fun idea :)
I like their poses and expressions, funny and original image !
made me laugh great
Aren't these against the Geneva convention? Especially the cast iron ones( they leave really big knots on your head
!)
Love the outfits and props. Really great lighting and poses Rod. But most of all so so loved the story fun and very humor's. Cheers
Sometimes you have to level the playing field with whatever weapon you can lay your hands on !!!! Great scene and render ! ! !
In Soviet times this weapon used to be quite conventional and very popular :-). Splendid expressive scene!
this time around I can't write as long as I have in my other sessions, in order to preserve my wrist (while I get therapy). But I'll try to pack it in instead---love how Summer goads these two to go into fighting mode. The three come at us in real motion, and look terrific, and they make a real threesome like they're posing for a TV still. (As in still shot.) (Not a brewery, lol) And you captured the brown rust-red feel of the background in their skin, esp G4 and Ar. Real coordination here, they angle 'down' from right to left and move as a group; and they don't look like people I'd like to piss off anytime soon, lol...