Declarations of Rats: "Once more our species of rats have been victims for prejudism og hate speech like in the latest story by Rhanagaz! We rats are both social and very innovative, but because of this general negative opinion of the rat population, "The Rat's International Community" will no longer be passive against these discriminations in word and speech. We are at least 5 billion members and now we want justice and our rights respected. Our finest rat lawyers in the underground of Supreme Court of U.S. in Washington DC, "High Court of Justice" in England aswell under many other big cities courts - deeply agree in our rightful claims as natural rights. So We, the genus of Rattus rattus hereby will send our demand for membership of the United Nations as a fully represented nation. This is no threat but remember we already live in any city in the world in cellars and in the underground of every parliament. So today we send our" Declarations of Right" to UN and all the press media in the world... On the short hand I will - as the leader of our "Rat's International Community" - run for presidency. I think I will have both a point and a winner chance, because when you have even just a quick look of the present candidates.. As our allies also want rights I wil run for the presendency with the cockroach leder, Eliot T. Longleggs. We are already collecting money for the campagne - humans don't know how much money they loose around in the streets and homes every day. Thank you for your donation! And rember dear cockroaches: Because you are a bug, you don't need to be a shmug! Yours Albert Constantine Bane, Chairman of "The Rat's international Community" Anyway, spend a nice day! ;o)