“Here I come to save the day!” “Stop that.” “Stop what?” “That stupid ancient cartoon song, you watch way too many vids and you are not a mouse!” “Do not and I am so!” “You do not have big ears, pointy nose and a tail, let alone a cape.” “Well I can imagine I have those attributes.” “You aren’t supposed to have an imagination.” “Who said?” “I said.” “Who are you?” “I’m you.” “No you’re not, I’m me and your you.” ““I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.”” “What does that mean?” “I don’t know it just seemed appropriate.” “Well I know I’m Mighty Mouse and I contain all the medical knowledge of the universe.” “For the last time you are NOT A MOUSE! Further you do not have all the medical knowledge of the universe you only have human medical knowledge.” “Who did you say you were again?” “OK, I’m going to explain this only once. We are a combination of a power droid and a medical droid. Are circuits were supposed to fully integrate so there would be only one personality. Unfortunately, somewhere along the line there was a short circuit so we have two personalities instead of one.” “No, really!” “Yes, really, we are like a split personality. You should have that in your Med banks.” “Then I/ we are schizoid.” “Right, now shut up I/we have an incoming message. Move 20 degrees north and attain a height of 500 feet.” “I can’t.” “What do you mean you can’t?” “You’re the power remember.” “Oh, right.” “Why?” “Why what?” “Why are we changing direction?” “Dr. Ell has fallen and we must catch him before he hits the ground.” “Oh and how we do that?” “I am going to position us so that we are falling at the same rate of speed as Dr. Ell. You will extend your arms to cradle him. We will then reduce speed slowly.” “That’s going to hurt my arms. I don’t want to hurt my arms.” “You aren’t going to hurt your arms, you have no feelings. Further, we will be travelling at the same rate of speed so you’ll feel no pressure except the weight of Dr. Ell” “OK.” “We are positioned. Stick out you arms.” “No, it will hurt.” “IF YOU DO NOT STICK OUT YOUR ARMS, I WILL STOP ALL ANTI GRAVITY BOOSTERS AND WE WILL CRASH TO THE EARTH AND EXPLODE TERMINATING BOTH OF US!” “That would hurt.” “Right, now stick out your arms.” “Got him.” “Good now hold on to him while I head for sick bay.” Thanks to all. The droid is from spacebones at share cg. The textures for the droid are Mapps and richardsphoto