Stuck On You by MrGorf
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No AI - This artwork was created entirely by hand or with traditional digital tools.
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I just noticed the man bears a passing resemblance to Steve Carell. Not intentional!
If this were today, he would get fired for sexual harassment. If this were the '60s, she would get fired for challenging her boss. But this is the '80s. I'm not sure who would get fired, if anyone.
Did you hear about the odd case recently of a woman who was so beautiful, it was a curse? Almost literally...
A woman worked at a bank. She was so good looking that her male coworkers would talk to her when she was near, stare at her when she was farther away, and talk about her when she was gone. The men at the bank weren't getting any work done because she was taking up all of their attention.
She was told that she needed to tone it down a bit. Her style of dress, hair, and makeup went from glamourous, to plain, to frumpy, to dumpy, to bag lady. Her demeanor went from sweet to polite to cold to hostile.
It still wasn't enough. The men in the office were still obsessed with her, and still not getting anything done. They wanted her GONE... And off to court we go!!
I don't know. If I worked in a bank with Jennifer Garner, Christina Hendricks, AND Nicole Kidman, I think my fear of falling behind would trump any daydreaming (until I was driving home). I don't get it. Yeah, this woman was probably on par with Megan Fox, but come on. It's not like she was Aphrodite or something... GET IT TOGETHER, PEOPLE! :-)

Comments (6)
Very good work and stupendous and valid points That case was strange to say the least
He should get dark glasses; then she wouldn't see where his eyes were looking ... (But of course she would still know ... typical male!)
Nice male character! A suggestion for his answer: "Did YOU ever see a back side with eyes on it?"
Well done. 5+.
My, do I recognize this! I've seen it so often - the oggling, and then embarassed look and reaction when confronted. I wonder what makes a woman's behind so interesting? Considering there's the same opening in it as in a man's behind, and considering what comes out of it, I just can't figure out why it's so interesting. And... I'm a male T.Rex! Try figuring that one out! Again, you've really made a on-the-head psychological analysis of everyday behaviour. The story you add is qite revealing - even when confronted with a "degenerative" change, the male pattern (learned in?) still persists. Why? There lies a great mystery. Keep up the good work. This was really a great one! :-)
wow, that dude does sorta look like Steven Carell. lol. Good work.