I Hate Winter Sports series: Speed Skating 5000m by Hubert

Bryce • Humor • posted on Feb 26, 2010

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Sports facts for the fudge: - These typical POSES here were NOT invented for decreasing the air resistance, as many of you falsely assumed since years! - They serve ONLY to keep the trousers of these beltless racing suits from slipping down again!! (Besides: Kudos to manufacturer "Uncle Herby Inc" for sponsoring and for their "One size HAS to fit all!" suit.) - In this scene, you can nicely see one athlete relying on a single-handed grip, whereas his more cautious adversary uses both hands to secure his trousers. Pretended disclaimer: Am reeeealllly feeling so sorry for those of you, who won't get this zany concept out of their head.... not before trying to seriously watch another speed skating race! ;) PS: Woody DID win a Gold Medal this time!!! ..... but had to return it for mooning over 600 million TV spectators, now known as the "Mooninggate Incident"! (Bryce4 render no postwork. Woody is the Poser4 Mannequin, though once exported and now being posed directly in Bryce.)

Comments (23)

peedy

10:12AM | Fri, 26 February 2010

ROTFL!!! Funny story and image again! Cool poses! Corrie

cricke49

10:20AM | Fri, 26 February 2010

great story, i love ur work and ur funny story lines! maybe suspenders are in line, lol!:)*5

unstart

10:25AM | Fri, 26 February 2010

No body gives Woody a break..LOL!

Bothellite

12:00PM | Fri, 26 February 2010

I have noted that Olympic skaters tend to have a large moon asset. So, I can fully understand the gravity of this situation. I would also suggest lycra with velcro... velcro.. somewhere - or other. I love this scene!