The Return of the Great Greeny by Kaartijer
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He came back... Boots and Alley tried many times to catch him, but even at his size, he was faster... and he is back enjoying the warm sun of Texas!
Check it out at full size!
Here's another joke:
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde guy opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He fixed his own lunch!
Comments (50)
Awesome capture...!!! :>
Nice shot. I miss these guys....I think most of ours froze this winter. I hope a few survived and they bounce back.
Love this green "monster". Funny story...hehe...
Pretty little thing! Great pic! (:
Fine capture excellent detailing! Nice twist on the Joke its normally the Irish man who gets the brunt of that one!
Great colours and shot.
WOW! Perfect light and focus here! Fantastic image!!!
beautiful; lizard and amcro
Very nice Capture!
Aww a cutie!!
Great photo Eddie and believe me I know first hand how hard these little guys are to catch.
great racial joke next time try one with a jew.
Amazingly cool macro shot my friend, excellent capture.
@ ysvry: A joke is a joke... and there's nothing racial in it... whoever created it, picked different nationalities for their specific kitchen (food).
A superb capture! Very sharp and the color is fantastic.
Superb small beast my friend And this green fluo Hummmm. Cheer still a good refreshing installation my friend. Mile mercies ((5++)) Superbe bestiole mon ami Et ce vert fluo Hummmm.. Bravo encore une bonne pose rafraîchissante mon ami . Mile mercis ((5++))
Wonderful capture !Almost looks beautiful..lol...excellent !
He is amazing, what beautiful color he has.
Eddie I am a natural blonde ?????? and still laughed at your joke (dah)... As for your photography today well I love that too, and not only zoomed but rolled in some more and the clarity again is superb! hugs Jane xx
Awesome capture! Great details of the wonderful little guy/gal. Funny joke! LOL!
Good the Great Green came back:-))Full size is impressive,Eddie!I love the eye(s)!Fantastic colours and textutes.And,LOL!!of course!!a joke is a joke:-)))haha!!
Fantastic image! cute joke
awesome capture~~
ein hübscher kleiner Kerl! Super Foto!!!!!!
Amazing capture, Eddie! Funny joke :)
Neat shot I can feel the sun ;-)
Awesome Capture! lol on the joke.
Fantastice Photo.
Marvellous close-up and details!!!
Splendid and impressive photo.....!!!!