If I Could Be A Astronaut ( Repost ) by vaggabondd
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If I could be a cowboy
I would kill all the buffalo
If I could be a doctor
I would make a small fortune
If I could be a fireman
I would watch things burn
If I could be a politician
I would rip people off
If I could be a rock star
I would party all night long
If I could be a lumber jack
I would cut down every tree
If I could be a polygamist
I would have ten beautiful wives
If I could be a cop
I would be on the take
If I could be a astronaut
I would fly into space
Hold my breath
Drop my suit
And moon
The whole damn world
Hi everyone I am trying to put together my favorite 100 poems that I have written to try and put a book together to be published. My problem is everytime I read one I think this is my favorite. haha. so if you can think of any that you think would be good for a book. I would appericate it if you would let me know. You can either leave it in comments or just site mail me. This one has always been one of my favorites. I wrote it in may of 2006. I hope you like it to. Randy
Comments (11)
hehe this is cute Randy! There would be 2 moons up there then! giggles!!! big hugz Anne xo
I nominate this one as the number one poem!
yep--this one has to go in the book--it's great!! and yep, you surely WOULD moon the world!!
Love this one..nice work!!
Great Poem my friend....love it.
This is a good one!
thanks for the smile, Randy this is cool warm hugs, Linda
lol...yeah,great poem!
Magnifico poema, maravilhoso você publicar um livro, certamente sua alma saberá fazer a seleção, mas se possivel darei algum palpite, meu amigo, aplausos (5)
LOL an ending I didn't expect!! LOL that's so COOL you are putting a book together! I have only had a few poems published; that was back in like 1984 or so. Since then I have not written much; maybe I should start up again? Anyway, this is a good one, for sure. :) It made me chuckle. So, therefore this must be in your book; perhaps the last page in the book?? :) The little ole lady in the green hat is a fav (so far) with me. :) But I can let you know.
This one is wonderfully funny and defiant! It must be there!