The Barkers chant their oft rehearsed words, encouraging you to roll up, try your luck, three balls for a dollar... knock over the cans, win a prize... three more balls and you can trade that small prize for a bigger one.... come on up, try your luck.... young men, eager to prove their prowess, walk up, a dollar down, and a small stuffed animal, but as our ancestors would go out to hunt and return with meat and furs, proving their manliness.... now we throw balls at cans, to win fake fur to bring to our mates... to prove our manliness.... at the end of the excursion, she cuddles the fake fur animal, cooing appreciatively at your abilities, you've spent 50 Dollars to win her a bit of slum worth less than a buck, all in the hope that she will invite you to spend her life with you, although deep down you know, she'll sleep more willingly with the fake fur conquest you've brought to her than with you... roll up, take a chance...three balls for a dollar, roll up... win a prize. Medicine Hat Stampede Midway comments welcome, please enjoy!