ICK PRESENTING “ICK” … a magical master of certain secret MADHOUSE ceremonies and most friendly freak for moms and pops who bring their little darling monsters to be tickled, teased and pleased in doarte’s MIDWAY HALL OF HORRORS. A fascinating fable lies behind this curious creature’s fierce facade. We thought you’d like to know the facts and nothing but the facts. SO … HERE WE GO! ONCE UPON A TIME - - back when honeybees began to disappear - - The Association Of American Agronomists approached doarte’s BIOLOGY BUREAU to seek a possible replacement pollenater, because as everybody knows: NO BEES, NO BLOOMS, NO BREAD! Well, all went well until ICK began to grow and grew to 1527 centimeters tall: too heavy to perch on petals, too big to harvest honey, too nasally noxious to parent the production of nectar. So we put a period to our pollenater policy and put BIG ICK into a program where he could be of service as an “undercover” agent for our country. END OF STORY? NOT QUITE! TRUTHS TO TELL. Big ICK became the secret “YUCK BUG” our intelligence employs to scare the daylights out of evil doers and has saved America from some very awful things evil doers do! *doarte credits: en Nike’ doarte Thank you so much for viewing and your comments. I really appreciated them all.