The Armani Code by Kaartijer
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Hello everyone!
Many thanks for your comments and favs on my yesterday's post! I promise you I won't bother y'all for a while with Alley or Boots!
Today's upload is a shot from Paris... last night I was reviewing my pictures from the french capital and believe me, the feeling that I had last night I didn't have it when I was right there, in Paris... well, I miss Paris!
Today's joke I just got it from Leanndra:
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat's Diary
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear,
I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.
I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight.
I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food.
I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.'
I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage..
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges.
He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return.
He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant.
I observe him communicating with the guards regularly.
I am certain that he reports my every move.
My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.
For now.........
Comments (65)
Very nice shot, well done..
Great shot!!!
EXCELLENT CAPTURE & COLORS : )
Beautiful pic! Very nice! 5
Wonderful capture my friend - I haven't been to Paris for a long time and start missing it just looking at the image. Fabulous joke!
wonderful buiding and photo!!!!
Amazing looking building!
Very nice shot! I love that building! :)
Show me more Eddie...I've never been there:-( Excellent photo.
Love the joke and the picture.
Fancy allowing that hideous poster! Great shot though, and I LOVE the jokes.
I love Paris...nice picture!!!
Good shot ewrland
Wow, beautiful capture. What a wonderful building! LOL, really liked this joke!!
Beautiful pic
Wonderful picture! outstanding joke!
Beautiful picture.The details are superb and light too!It´s a very nice building.Well done! I understand you miss Paris,Eddie..
Belle photo!
Jolie image d'un bâtiment de Paris!
Wonderful PUB capture! Gorgeous Architecture
Well, you sure travel to many different places....awesome! Very beautiful image...and joke!!
Fantastic building..well captured! :)
Very cool photoshot, great capture my friend.
Wonderful shot Eddie, this truly is spectacular
Lovely architecture! Too bad they stuck that billboard in front of it,...although that guy on the billboard is HOT...lol q-: Thanks for the peek! (:
Splendid composition and colors my friend
Excellent old building and capture!!!
excellent processing and soft light, amazing that you got a guy doing a wheelie in the foreground! great shot.
wonderful capture and stunning architecture. You make me proud to be french ;-)
fntastique !