Get Outta My Way! by Kaartijer
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No AI - This artwork was created entirely by hand or with traditional digital tools.
Description
Hello everyone!
I took this shot few years ago by the Lake St Clair, with my old Minolta 35mm camera, using a 200mm lens.
Many thanks for your comments and favs on my "Southwest"!
Today's joke is here!
An Italian walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Italy on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Italian hands over the keys to a new Ferrari.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. The Italian produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Italian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Italian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says:
- Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this Transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?
The Italian replies:
- Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?

Comments (52)
Misto chestia! A new one from Eddie's originals!
Great image and texture work!
Cool shot and effects!
HEHEH, I knew this one but it's still excellent, and so very true too! :-)
Very nice shot and post work!
when I was at Nevada in Laughlin I seen a boat trying to come to the ramp to be loaded on a trailer and a couple of jerks kept running between him and the ramp. finally the man had to ask them to stop. excellent post work
Hello my dear friend, Wowww!!! What a beautiful and excelent photography,Super Wonderful!!! Congratulations!!! A million stars from me!!!************ Have a marvelous Wednesday.Hug and kiss in heart. Luminous blessings. Ludy
beautiful image and great texture eddie...outstanding work
Nice picture!
Imi aduc aminte de imagine si daca prima data cand am vazut-o n-am comentat , acum pot sa ii dau nota : FB
Love the texture and great action shot Eddie ! Hugs ~
excellent work
Nice image..love the textured look!!
This image looks like a art of wall. wonderful work!!
Excelent travail, superbe image!
Super Cool Job and alway love the jokes.
very interesting effect you applied to this one
Minunata creatie! Marlena.
super cool work here
wow impressive
Cool work!
Excellent artistry on the postwork! I love how it gives the image a 3d effect! I also love the 'joke of the day'! Both image and story are very excellent! Thanks for sharing!