Happy New Year, 2009! by Kaartijer
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Dear Renderosity friends, I wish y'all a Safe, Wealthy, Healthy and Happy New Year!
About the picture, I took that shot last year in Alba Iulia (December 1st - The Romania's National Day).
Many thanks for your beautiful comments on my Savana, and hope your vehicles will last at least that long as mine!
Today's joke is more like a facts list! Here we go!
Things to Know:
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains..
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.
Comments (56)
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!
Happy new year too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
Awesome! Happy New Year!
Cool work! Happy New Year! 5
ROFL!!!, Just remember when you come back as a pig you will loose your table manners, but hey fair trade!!!...Happy new year to you.
Happy New Year to you too!
Happy New Year to you also; have you ever noticed that pigs do always seem to be smiling?
Great work. Happy New Year!!
I want to be a praying mantis in the next life....lol...beautiful pitcure.Happy new year!
From now on any time anyone calls me a Pig I'm going to say "I Wish".... Peace and a Happy New Year
Eddie, you are doing your photography a diservice...by the time I finish the joke and today's was like 19 jokes I've split my sides a couple of times and forgotten that I'm here to study and enjoy your photo! Entire presentation today rates an A+. Now, let me dry my eyes and move on :-) Bill P.S. Oh, yes, fantastic fireworks shot...another thing to add to my to do list for 2009.
Very nice ;O) Happy New Year!
Happy new year too!!
The Happiest to you too!!
to PD154, table manners, what are those? Great image and wonderful list! Happy New Year to you
Hi, Eddie..A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AND YOURS TOO. I WISH YOU A GREAT 2009. Nice colours in your photo.Congrats.
wonderful work!!!! Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy New year.
Nicely done, and a festive greeting... Happy New Year to you and yours, as well!
Amazing fireworks! thank you for the facts list! La Multi Ani!!
Great shot and nice composition! Happy New Year :)
I like this shot! Great.Happy New Year
Thats a GOOD SHOT In QUEBEC CITY tonight it's gone be the End of the 400 years festivity With 1 million $ GIANT FIREWORK (SAME AS China olympic) ;-) Have a WONDERFUL HAPPY NEW YEAR :)
Nice shot. Wishing you and yours a happy, healthy, and prosperous New Year.
Wow! This is very pretty! Love it! Happy New Year to you and your family! (:
What! I will be a pig! Well done! Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!!!
Happy New Year Eddie..
Happy New Year !