excerpted from the popular Psychevision show "Star Cops" ".... yeah when I became a cop, you know... all the right reasons, protect the innocent, preserve the peace... save lives... you know. I thought I could make a difference. When I got my first assignment, it was to the outer rim... and I do mean rim... Sol was the name of the system. Nothing much ever happened there, but every now and then, some idjit on planet 3 would set off a Nukeler Bomb.... ooo... yeah that's almost impressive.... and then we'd haveta step in and remind them about the noise bylaw.... they'd quiet down for a few years..... Then one day I get assigned to the core systems, figured now I'd get to see some real action... Next thing I know, war breaks out between Vay-Gas and Reen-Oh....I mean we still have to uphold the law and all but the lines get blurry. I mean, you don't know if your pulling over some speeding kid, goofed up on Kah-Feen, or some fighter jock trying to control his Ahnja-Lin fighter crate.... and those fighter jocks got no sense of humour. Or like the other day.... I stop a BattleBot for questioning on Jahk Soon 5. It says... "hey, I'm not the Droid you're looking for..." Funny Toaster.... So, yeah... when the war ends... I go back to regular patrols.. I still think I can make a difference... right. I mean, how long can this war last, eh?" The Lounge Wars, Chapter 5, The Other Players Lounge life.... relaxing with friends, enjoying the shows... sing with me "Bad Droids, Bad Droids... watcha gonna do when they come for you... " comments welcome, please enjoy!