Lest anyone forgets, Shion is an alien on Earth. While she has seen (and sometimes dealt with) feral cats on her world, domestic cats are a different matter altogether. Not willing to cause any sort of controversy in trying to evict this small creature off her laptop, she asks the tigress Odessa for help. Odessa: It would help if you sheathe your claws... Shion: I'm not a total n00b, Odessa! Besides, whenever I go near it, it snarls something terrible. Odessa: It's a she. Shion: How can you tell? Odessa: I agree, you are not a total n00b, but a n00b nonetheless. Shion: WHATEVER! What do I have to do to get it, I mean her, off? Odessa: Do you have any yarn? Shion: Do I look like the type who spends her day knitting?! Odessa: What about mice? Shion: This house is too new to have mice come in, I think... Odessa: What about catnip? Shion: Isn't that like an illegal substance?! Odessa: What kind of owner are you anyway?! I wouldn't let you own me for three seconds, regardless of how nice your house is or what's in your kitchen! Shion: THE CAT ISN'T MINE! Odessa: I figured that much! I mean, come on! An anthro canid with a common housecat as a pet? Shion: Oh, for the love of- ***** Credits: Shion based on Furrette 2 © Little Dragon Odessa based on Aiko 3 Catgirl by Will Dupre and MAB Classic Room © Regine (Tyl2000) Office Desk © Microbion (spedler) Guitar © Zippo_ Laptop © Markablue Aiko 3 MechGirl Bodysuit © the3dwizard Background © Catlinadances Shion's Hairstyle © Mylochka (ktaylor) Shion, Odessa, and image © 2008, Desgar Tadema All rights reserved. Do not alter, steal, or copy.