Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
Comments (15)
atlas7
Good picture !! You could perhaps explain how you have done this amazing work...
LemyD
Cool picture. Reminds me of the old adventure "Leather Goddesses of Phobos" from Infocom, but I really don't know why... :) Great work!! Greetings Lemy
gizmee
Excellent "poster"!! Really cool b-movie style...Is this done with cartoon rendering?? Nice work!!
pakled
Leather Goddesses from Phobos...gad it's been a long time since I heard that. It's definitely B-movie stuff...likes it.
theSea
"I'm an idiot." Not even a little... what character did Honor Blackman play in "Goldfinger?" Nice compositioon and you do such a nice job with the illo style. I saw the title and knew what was coming.
ESarge
Outstanding poster!! Great characters and I love there names! LOL
Seaview123
Heh, I think I saw this pic in the '70s. Great job, brought a smile to my face.
shadownet
Hehe! Wonderful! Invading 'a theater near you' soon I hope!
john3d
LOL. Nice one
LinaraTar
great artwork!! =)
MKruczek
Great idea and poster!
maraich
Oh, this is cool, JB! Humorous, yes, but so well done.
Khory_D
Fun and brilliant what more could you ask for?
Cimaira
lol... this is wonderful, excellent style, posing and expressions on all these lovely ladies!
TheBear005
Funny one! Nice work!