Bruce the Chameleon, Bruce the Tree Frog, Bruce the Toad and Bruce the Gecko, All got together to sing the philosphers song! Immanuel Kant was a real p*ssant Who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed John Stuart Mill, of his own free will On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill Plato, they say, could stick it away Half a crate of whiskey every day Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle Hobbes was fond of his dram And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart I drink, therefore I am Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed A lovely little thinker But a bugger when he's pissed "Philosphers song" by Monty Python An uninvited watcher in the background, keeps them in his sights... Just playing around with some of the new toys!! ; )