Scene open: Elevator to Hell w/ John & Bob John: So what're ya in for? Bob: Hating Christmas, you? John: Same Bob: Seems like a lot of people I've bumped into have been here for that. John: Yeah, it's hard to like Christmas when it's become more about Santa than Jesus. Bob: Yeah, screw that crap, I beleive in Jesus and all, but I still wind up here because of some little rule about liking Christmas. John looks at the doors waiting for them to open when a little error buzzer starts whining. Christmas music begins to play over the radio. John: Hello? Bob screaming: Let me OUT! --One million years later-- Same Christmas song playing on the radio John: He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake! Bob is sitting in the corner sobbing uncontrollably.