Typical space misadventure by pauljs75
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STARDATE 309667-2189
Personal log:
Woke from stasis chamber as pod was landing and arrived to this mess. Apparently the problem was two fold. Not only did the structure container break as it landed, but the construction droid had a leak in its fuel cell. So it didn't get very far before stopping. Made in Republika Du Tharsii. Martian crap. Go figure, the Corporate can't even buy a decent unit built in Taiwan. "Space Command" the advertisements said, "don't just see the stars. Visit them." Well, so much for that idea. Being a scout colonist isn't all it's cracked up to be. Not much to do on an algae world in the outer Rk3-7 system when you don't even have instructions on how to assemble the biodome. At least the food replicator works. Well that's it for this entry. I have to figure out how to put this thing together.
Personal log:
Woke from stasis chamber as pod was landing and arrived to this mess. Apparently the problem was two fold. Not only did the structure container break as it landed, but the construction droid had a leak in its fuel cell. So it didn't get very far before stopping. Made in Republika Du Tharsii. Martian crap. Go figure, the Corporate can't even buy a decent unit built in Taiwan. "Space Command" the advertisements said, "don't just see the stars. Visit them." Well, so much for that idea. Being a scout colonist isn't all it's cracked up to be. Not much to do on an algae world in the outer Rk3-7 system when you don't even have instructions on how to assemble the biodome. At least the food replicator works. Well that's it for this entry. I have to figure out how to put this thing together.
Comments (6)
"Honey, what are these?" "Oh my. They look like the instructions for building a biodome". "I asked you specifically, honey did you pack the instructions for building the biodome?" "And you said, of course I did what kind of payload mission specialist do you think I am?" "Well I thought I packed em'" "Well you also know what they said about the man who thought?" " Don't worry, those scout colonist guys are pretty smart and besides they have a construction droid on board" "Yah, whatever. Are you sure you packed that to?" Hehe. Nice work here. Like the mats and if the replicator goes down, you can always have algae tartar :)
One of the best stories in a long while. Good stuff.
Funny as hell!!
LMAO! The concept is hilarious and the execution is perfect for the story. Nice one!
Very funny
LOL!! Great story!!