Hearthmoor CC, the last all-human cyberball club, faced off in yesterday's Cyberball Cup against Presource CC, the defending champions, who are squadded totally by ai-bots. The match looked certain to be a rout, but the challengers were able to mount a comeback, scoring the winning goal seconds before the final gun, stealing a 9-8 win. Hearthmoor striker Khadijah Mohammed, who kicked the game-winner, spoke from the champions' dais: "Firstly, I want to thank my Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ, who gave me life, this body, and my coaches and teammates to secure this victory. I'd also like to thank Ken, our shoe sponsor, for the exclusive usage of the K1171D CyberBoots. The titanium toe really helps us keep up against the heavy metal squads." As is customary, the loser of the Cyberball Cup has half of its squad publicly sacrificed, after which their consciousnesses are uploaded into the Collective to become unified with Monster Mind (praise be). The sacrifice ceremony will be televised Moonday at 3PM on BSN.