Hephastea Anvilthighs (2023-11-22) by 3dcheapskate
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Description
Finally, yes, it's a completely new render!
(Another in an occasional series of RPG characters that began with the RPG gang)
Character and render inspired by part of an overhead conversation from near the bottom of page 3 of "Pointless Prizeless Challenge #87: Render A Ridiculous RPG Character" in the DAZ Art Studio forum:
Fifth Serious Gamer (dismissively): "Blacksmith? That's more of an NPC I think."
[raised eyebrows, one or two gasps of surprise, and looks of disbelief exchanged between the other serious gamers]
Sixth Serious Gamer: "Soooo... you've obviously forgotten Hephaestus Anvilthighs ?"
[brief reenactments of various unlikely incidents (with sound effects)... sneeeek ... chigita-chigita-chigita ... woooOOP WOOOooop... thwwwllooumph ... ]
Seventh Serious Gamer: "But she wasn't really a blacksmith, was she? She was an Elementalist... a sort of fire/earthbender. The only blacksmithy thing she ever really did was hitting things with a big hammer."
Third Serious Gamer (easing into a passable Nosferatu* impression as he speaks): "Zoooo... maybe Meester Turkey Moulder Tonguetwister eeezzn't just an ordinary blacksmith either. Judging from his turkeys, and his dark black armour... he would appear to be a dual-class Blacksmith... Necromancer. Didn't you see the dead mouldy turkeys were still moving ?"
[all except the fifth Serious Gamer join in with miscellaneous evil character impressions and evil cackling]
Fifth Serious Gamer: "What in Crom's name is 'dark' black armour?"
Second Serious Gamer (in a Wicked Witch Of The West voice): "Fly, my darling dead mouldy turkeys ! Bring Dorothy to me !"
[Serious Gamers (except #5) start throwing things at random]
*yes, I know that Nosferatu was a silent movie. But if you tape a pair of chopsticks to your incisors you can get a very good idea of what he probably sounded like. Bugs Bunny.
My reference(s):
It's so fresh out of the render beast that I haven't given it a reference yet !
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