but this a stolen car. How? I bought it yesterday, and it came with all the proper documents. Might I see those documents? Of course - here you are. And where did you buy it? From the large garage opposite the Supermarket - the car was near the entrance and had a 'for sale' sign under a wiper. And which salesman sold you the car? They have a lot of robot attendants - their mechanics are all people - and it was a female design. She was standing by the car talking to a small robot. She had all the registration and sales papers with her. The law says the documents have to be signed by a human. This receipt isn't. The microchip number is not listed. And all documents must be checked by a human in his office, not at the front gate. I'm afraid, Miss, these documents are false. We'll have to impound the car. I'll drive you home and then tomorrow morning I'll call round and drive you to the garage; I hope you can identify that sales robot. Was it a sale by cash or card? Card. Contact your bank in the morning; they might be able to help; then get a new card and cancel the one you used. (Place your bets now, ladies and gents - whodunnit?)