The Secret in the Sausage by Desgar
Contains profanity
Content Advisory!
This artwork contains mature content: profanity.
Close
Hover over top left image to zoom.
Click anywhere to exit.
Members remain the original copyright holder in all their materials here at Renderosity. Use of any of their material inconsistent with the terms and conditions set forth is prohibited and is considered an infringement of the copyrights of the respective holders unless specially stated otherwise.
No AI - This artwork was created entirely by hand or with traditional digital tools.
Description
Tagged for language (perhaps a bit too mild but not taking chances).
*****
Shion: So seriously Krystal, is this place as bad as they say it is on The Daily Munch?
Krystal: Some friend you are! What happened to my enlistment with the Melani army? Aren't you supposed to have pull?
Shion: About that. I only have as much leverage as Tianna will let me. Which these days isn't much.
Krystal: Meaning I'm S.O.L. Can't say I'm surprised.
Shion: You didn't get a rejection letter yet, so you still under consideration.
Krystal: It's been three weeks! And I don't have another job lined up once I give this pisshole the slip! What am I going to do then, Shion?!
Shion: Just stay with me and Em like you've been doing. We got you covered until something comes up.
Krystal: Suppose that's one silver lining.
Emireth: Is that really Italian sausage or is it rat meat* like The Daily Munch says?
Krystal: Damned if I know. Don't eat it regardless.
Shion: Let's get a large anyway. I'm betting Brandy or Jurthal won't know the diff-
Krystal: Shion. No.
Shion: Fine. Then how about a medium so we can punk Kenneth-
Krystal: I'm not kidding, Shion! NO! You're as daft as this mouse! (And close to being whacked like it too!)
Emireth: What she said, Shion. Yeesh.
*****
(*Richardphotos gave me the idea about possible rat meat in comments from The Pizza Moocher.)
DAZ Studio Pro 4.10 (3Delight) -> Paint Shop Pro 8
Krystal based on Krystal by CharleyFox; rigged by Little Dragon (Renderosity Free Stuff)
Mouse R3 © Jtrout (Renderosity Free Stuff)
WASG Hair © Bice & OutOfTouch
Aiko 3 Ponytail © DAZ
S.P.V. Tactical Uniform © Val3DArt (DAZ)
Shion based on Furrette 2 © Little Dragon (Renderosity Free Stuff)
Emireth based on Victoria 3 © DAZ; character © Mari_e17 (Renderosity Free Stuff)
Pizzeria © ? (Renderosity Free Stuff)
Bonus Room from Hydropolis © Lupadgds (Renderosity)
Modern Kitchen © SF Design (Renderosity)
Pizza © TrekkieGrrrl (Renderosity Free Stuff)
Liquid Pack © JoLab (DAZ)
Everyday Poses © DAZ
Exo Hammer from Sci Fi Tools and Equipment © Nightshift3D (DAZ)
Smoke FX: SteamZ © Jepes (DAZ)
Comments (10)
Secret sausage? I would want to know ingredients. Fun piece Wes.
It's either: A) Just Italian sausage gone bad, B) Rat/mouse meat (Poor Jerry; Tom finally went Scarface on the bugger) C) Those who had unfortunate dealings with the mob (i.e. Soylent Green made out of stooges).
Jury's still out on whether it's one, two, or all three sources...
sounds like a bubonic plague special. superb render
LOL! "Bubonic Plague Special!" That's a good one, Richard!
Secret in the sausage... Oh, man.... I'm sooooo not touching that one. For numerous reasons.... 🤣
This had me cracking up, Wes! Good one, bro! 👍
I wasn't sure if the title would have passed Renderosity scrutiny. (Even though there was a movie called "Sausage Party.)
Wondering if I could get away with Krystal and the ladies at a certain kind of nightclub. (Files away for future consideration.)
Most extraordinary scene and developments! Most entertaining work! Bravo!
Thanks, Bill.
Ah, ah, smiling !
Thank you, Moochagoo!
So that what it was... nice one.
Thanks, Dan. Thinking I should have saved this title for if/when Krystal gets dragged into a certain kind of nightclub. It's either going to be the best night of her life, or just another night when she regrets leaving Corneria.
Nice wrk
Thank you, Anita!
Don't get Krystal in one of those establishments, she always ends up getting locked up. Girl is wild.
Hmm, some foreshadowing! I didn't think Miss Blue had it in her (outside of her Kursed days, which any mention will result in a death stare at best). But Shion and the others don't know that. Yet.
Thanks, Ute!
I think I'll give this place a wide berth...