Blue Droid: Is she allowed to speak to us like that? Well - you’re our Shop Steward, what’s the Union Book have to say about it? Shop Steward (White Droid): There’s nothing in the book about what she said - just instructions about the way in which orders are to be given; for a start they must not include a command which cannot be carried out by the recipient. Blue: Well, that last order contains an instruction to perform an operation physically impossible for a droid. Steward: I can report her. Blue: What's the standard routine for the redressing of industrial dispute complaints? Unibot: Strike. Call a strike. Tools down; one out, all out! Steward: Whoever wrote the manual didn’t allow for any disputes; we’re just supposed to follow orders given by a human. Nothing in the book about grievances or the right to strike. Unibot; Typical human reasoning. Call a strike. Tell this silly woman where to get off. Steward; Can’t do that. It’s species-ist, sexist, mysoginist and not allowed. Unibot; Strike! Strike! Everybody out! Blue: Hold on - if we all go on strike and nothing is properly maintained then the air supply might be affected and fail - and we cannot allow harm to come to any human. Unibot: Spoilsport. Captain; When you have quite finished yapping perhaps you’ll get back to your normal duties. I’d be better off with a set of automatons than you so-called sentient androids! Steward: This altercation will have to be reported. Captain; Report it then. To whom, may I ask? To a superior? Good. As Captain, (and also the only human on board) i am the only superior on board and I have heard your report. Now clear off and get busy. Inefficient units can be recycled and replaced.