Introducing Joe Harper's Blue Bordello, the most popular chopper in his rent-a-helicopter fleet. When Old Joe retired from his desk job to open his own business, he bought himself a military surplus chopper and fixed it up with a complete repaint and overhaul. The Blue Bordello features interior walnut paneling, custom all-leather seats, a fold-out bed with classy magic fingers option built in, a pop-down high-def media screen with complete library of films both family and adult, a built-in audio system with options for plugging in your own music or enjoying the included complete Barry White collection, fully stocked wine and liquor cabinet, a fridge for your hors d'ouevres or canapes, a hydraulic collapsible dancing pole that rises from the floor, the awesome disco LED (the original mirrored disco ball met with an unfortunate end during turbulence over the Grand Canyon), and of course a privacy screen between the pilot and passengers compartment. The original Blue Bordello design called for an all-glass floor, but due to numerous mishaps involving vomit, along with namby-pamby concerns expressed by the FAA over "structural integrity," the see-through floor has been replaced with metal and chic walnut flooring. Joe specializes in taking passengers a mile high or higher, in case they want to join a certain club, but he also serves as the Western United States' premier sightseeing and vacation excursion guide. The Blue Bordello takes off at the drop of a hat, so call now for reservations. Darkhawk helicopter from DAZ, free HDR background, rendered in Studio with Iray.