Clever idea and well executed.

I wondered when the Righteous Right would weigh in. Good Grief!!! If their IQ's drop any lower it will be in the negative numbers. Funny stuff!

Of course it was covering nudity with fig leaves that got Adam and Eve kicked out of the Garden. Humans are genetically programmed to suffer a hormone induced frontal lobotomy when confronted with nudity. If we weren't the species would cease to reproduce. You do see a catastrophic drop in IQ when people are exposed to sexual stimulus and the fear of that drop, the fear of that power, is probably the real driving cause of fear of nudity. If God exists he is probably not involved. On the other hand, that fear is driven by judgement. It is worth noting that saying 'he seemed ashamed of having a body' was a praise phrase when speaking of philosophers in Ancient Greece. A lot of this is GrecoRoman addons to Judeo Christian memes. There is not a big difference between a stoic and a Christian in anything but symbology. Stoic ideas, carried to excess represent most of what is condemned in Christianity. The idea that homosexuality is an 'unnatural' act originates with Plato. The Stoics had categories of 'sins' which were adopted by early Christianity. In the adoption process, emphasis was changed. The Stoics considered homosexuality a minor or venial fault. A minor offense against reason. One of the things about Christians is that they are sooooooooo ad infinitum cum nauseum ignorant of the origins of their rhetoric.

I would so wear a t-shirt that says 'I'm not naked with Jesus'. I think you might be on to a the next viral trend.